ELL IS OUT
FOR NOON."--THE LIVER MEDICINE--ITS WONDERFUL EFFECTS--THE BAD BOY
IS DRUNK--GIVE ME A LEMON!--A SIGHT OF THE COMET!--THE HIRED GIRL'S
RELIGION

CHAPTER XVIII.

HIS PA GOES HUNTING--MUTILATED JAW--THE OLD MAN HAS TAKEN TO SWEARING
AGAIN--OUT WEST, DUCK SHOOTING---HIS COAT TAIL SHOT OFF--SHOOTS AT A
WILD GOOSE--THE GUN KICKS!--THROWS A CHAIR AT HIS SON--THE ASTONISHED
SHE-DEACON

CHAPTER XIX.

HIS PA IS "NISHIATED"--ARE YOU A MASON?--NO HARM TO PLAY AT LODGE--WHY
GOATS ARE KEPT IN STABLES--THE BAD BOY GETS THE GOAT UPSTAIRS--THE GRAND
DUMPER DEGREE--KYAN PEPPER ON THE GOAT'S BEARD--"BRING FORTH THE ROYAL
BUMPER"--THE GOAT ON THE RAMPAGE

CHAPTER XX.

HIS GIRL GOES BACK ON HIM. THE GROCERY MAN IS AFRAID--BUT THE BAD BOY IS
A WRECK--"MY GIRL, HAS SHOOK ME!"--THE BAD BOY'S HEART IS BROKEN--STILL
HE ENJOYS A BIT OF FUN--COD LIVER OIL ON THE PANCAKES--THE HIRED GIRLS
MADE VICTIMS--THE BAD BOY VOWS VENGEANCE ON HIS GIRL AND THE TELEGRAPH
MESSENGER

CHAPTER XXI.

HE AND HIS PA IN CHICAGO--NOTHING LIKE TRAVELING TO GIVE TONE--LAUGHING
IN THE WRONG PLACE--A DIABOLICAL PLOT---HIS PA ARRESTED AS A
KIDNAPPER---THE NUMBERS ON THE DOORS CHANGED--THE WRONG ROOM--"NOTHIN'
THE MAZZER WITH ME, PET!"--THE TELL-TALE HAT

CHAPTER XXII.

HIS PA IS DISCOURAGED--"I AIN'T NO JONER!"--THE STORY OF THE ANCIENT
PROPHET--THE SUNDAY SCHOOL FOLKS GO BACK ON THE BAD BOY:--CAGED
CATS--A COMMITTEE MEETING--A REMARKABLE CATASTROPHE!--"THAT BOY BEATS
HELL!"--BASTING THE BAD BOY--THE HOT WATER IN THE SPONGE TRICK

CHAPTER XXIII.

HE BECOMES A DRUGGIST--"I HAVE GONE INTO BUSINESS!"---A NEW
ROSE-GERANIUM PERFUME---THE BAD BOY IN A DRUGGIST'S STORE--PRACTICING
ON HIS PA--THE EXPLOSION--THE SEIDLETZ POWDER--HIS PA'S FREQUENT
PAINS--POUNDING INDIA-RUBBER--CURING A WART

CHAPTER XXIV. HE QUITS THE DRUG BUSINESS.

HE HAS DISSOLVED WITH THE DRUGGER--THE OLD LADY AND THE GIN--THE BAD BOY
IGNOMINIOUSLY FIRED--HOW HE DOSED HIS PA'S BRANDY--THE BAD BOY AS "HAWTY
AS A DOOK!"--HE GETS EVEN WITH HIS GIRL---THE BAD BOY WANTS A QUIET
PLACE--THE OLD MAN THREATENS THE PARSON

CHAPTER XXV.

HIS PA KILLS HIM--A GENIUS AT WHISTLING--A FUR-LINED CLOAK A CURE CURE
FOR CONSUMPTION--ANOTHER LETTER SENT TO THE OLD MAN--HE RESOLVES ON
IMMEDIATE PUNISHMENT--THE BLADDER-BUFFER--THE EXPLOSION--A TRAGIC
SCENE--HIS PA VOWS TO REFORM

CHAPTER XXVI.

HIS PA MORTIFIED--SEARCHING FOR SEWER GAS--THE POWERFUL ODOR OF
LIMBURGER CHEESE AT CH