URCH--THE AFTER MEETING--FUMIGATING THE HOUSE--THE
BAD BOY RESOLVES TO BOARD AT AN HOTEL.

CHAPTER XXVII.

HIS PA BROKE UP--THE BAD BOY DON'T THINK THE GROCER FIT FOR HEAVEN--HE
IS VERY SEVERE ON HIS OLD FRIEND--THE NEED OF A NEW REVISED EDITION--THE
BAD BOY TURNS REVISER--HIS PA REACHES FOR THE POKER--A SPECIAL
PROVIDENCE--THE SLED SLEWED!--HIS PA UNDER THE MULES

CHAPTER XXVIII.

HIS PA GOES SKATING--THE BAD BOY CARVES A TURKEY--HIS PA'S FAME AS A
SKATER--THE OLD MAN ESSAYS TO SKATE ON ROLLERS--HIS WILD CAPERS--HE
SPREADS HIMSELF---HOLIDAYS A CONDEMNED NUISANCER--THE BAD BOY'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

CHAPTER XXIX.

HIS PA GOES CALLING--HIS PA STARTS FORTH--A PICTURE OF THE OLD
MAN "FULL"--POLITENESS AT A WINTER PICNIC--ASSAULTED BY
SANDBAGGERS--RESOLVED TO DRINK NO MORE COFFEE--A GIRL FULL OF "AIG NOGG"

CHAPTER XXX.

HIS PA DISSECTED--THE MISERIES OF THE MUMPS--NO PICKLES, THANK
YOU--ONE MORE EFFORT To REFORM THE OLD MAN--THE BAD BOY PLAYS MEDICAL
STUDENT--PROCEEDS TO DISSECT HIS PA--"GENTLEMEN, I AM NOT DEAD!"--SAVED
FROM THE SCALPEL--"NO MORE WHISKY FOR YOU."

CHAPTER XXXI.

HIS PA JOINS A TEMPERANCE SOCIETY--THE GROCERY MAN SYMPATHISES WITH THE
OLD MAN--WARNS THE BAD BOY THAT HE MAY HAVE A STEP-FATHER!--THE BAD
BOY SCORNS THE IDEA--INTRODUCES HIS PA TO THE GRAND "WORTHY DUKE!"--THE
SOLEMN OATH--THE BRAND PLUCKED FROM THE BURNING

CHAPTER XXXII.

HIS PA'S MARVELOUS ESCAPE--THE GROCERY MAN HAS NO VASELINE--THE OLD
MAN PROVIDES THREE FIRE ESCAPES--ONE OF THE ESCAPES TESTED--HIS PA
SCANDALIZES THE CHURCH--"SHE'S A DARLING!"--WORLDLY MUSIC IN THE COURTS
OF ZION

CHAPTER XXXIII.

HIS PA JOKES HIM--THE BAD BOY CAUGHT AT LAST--HOW TO GROW A
MOUSTACHE--TAR AND CAYENNE PEPPER--THE GROCERY MAN'S FATE IS
SEALED--FATHER AND SON JOIN IN A PRACTICAL JOKE--SOFT SOAP ON THE
STEPS--DOWNFALL OF MINISTERS AND DEACONS--"MA TO THE RESCUE!"--THE BAD
BOY GETS EVEN WITH HIS PA

CHAPTER XXXIV.

HIS PA GETS MAD--A ROOM IN COURT-PLASTER--THE BAD BOY DECLINES BEING
MAULED!--THE OLD MAN GETS A HOT BOX--THE BAD BOY BORROWS A CAT!--THE
BATTLE!--"HELEN BLAZES!"--THE CAT VICTORIOUS!--THE BAD BOY DRAWS THE
LINE AT KINDLING WOOD!

CHAPTER XXXV.

HIS PA AN INVENTOR--THE BAD BOY A MARTYR--THE DOG-COLLAR IN
THE SAUSAGE--A PATENT STOVE--THE PATENT TESTED!--HIS PA A BURNT
OFFERING--EARLY BREAKFAST!

CHAPTER XXXVI.

HIS PA GETS BOXED--PARROT FOR SALE--THE OLD MAN IS DOWN ON THE
GROCER--"A CONTRITE HEART BEATS