authoress who wrote delightful love
scenes. She is said to have written some books which brought her fame
and royalty. C. does not approve of society except her own. She remains
secluded with her typewriter at Mason Croft, Stratford-on-Avon, only
being seen by her publishers and the editor. Publications: See
book stores and railway stations. Recreation: Flowers. Clubs: All
anti-suffragette.

(2) Ed. Note: The editor hopes to remove this name before the next
edition. Its insertion is entirely due to the machinations of book
reviewers, who claim Miss Corelli's books have fallen into the "was"
class. The editor never contradicts a book reviewer.

COXEY, General, leader of the only non-militant army in the world which
did not take up collections or give away Christmas dinners.

CRITIC, Dramatic, a notorious prevaricator who tells the world to
see all the shows, and thus preserves the advertising column for his
employers.

CROESUS, an ancient John D. Rockefeller, who became wealthy without
trusts, the Supreme Court, or the stock market.

CROKER, Dick, ex-king of New York City. Born in Ireland of Irish
parents. From childhood he practiced the art of politics, which resulted
in his gaining the friendship of the New York police force. C. was
elected. C. was very poor. Later retired to his native land with two
Atlantic liners filled with salary. Ambition: An Irish president.
Recreation: English Derbys. Address: Ireland. Clubs: 1,100,000 New York
Democratic.

CROMWELL, Oliver, a militant Presbyterian who entered politics, and went
about England tearing down churches. He also assisted in putting
King Charles I. out of his pleasure. Ran things in England on a
reform-Cromwell basis, and after his death was honored by having his
round head placed as a decoration over Westminster Hall.

CRUSOE, Robinson, F. R. G. S., traveller and autobiographer. Visited a
sparsely-settled island in the Pacific Ocean; talked to parrots; found
some footprints; rescued Friday, and returned to England to become an
author.

CUPID, Daniel, a cute little fat fellow who called on every one at least
once. Born shortly after Adam, and is still up to mischievous tricks. It
was he who made kings fall in love with poor country girls; chauffeurs
with their ladies, and beggars with princesses. C. held all men and
women equal provided they were good, and he made the happiest people
on earth when they listened to his voice. He witnessed several
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