who wanted him to have a good time. One night Her looked wonderfully
beautiful. L. said some things. He could not keep quiet. Her blushed,
permitted him to sit closer, and then told L. he was the dearest,
sweetest, finest, biggest, noblest, bravest lovey in the wide, wide
world. Later L. secured an embarrassing interview and visited a jewelry
store. Diet: Poor. Ambition: A mother-in-law. Address: Her home. Clubs:
None. Epitaph: For Men May Come and Men May Go.

LUTHER, Martin, a German who started competition.

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McGINTY, a celebrated Irish diver.

McGRAW, John J., Manager of the New York Baseball organization,
frequently used by the Philadelphia Athletics to gain the world's
championship.

MACBETH, Lady, a royal somnambulist.

MACKINTOSH, discoverer of a method of keeping dry outside on a rainy
day.

MAGELLAN, the man who got into straits and straights.

MAN, Sand, an old fellow who visits houses blessed with a child. Only
calls after supper. Tells the little one he has played enough for the
day, and sprinkles some sand in his eyes. When M. departs the little
bundle is asleep in the nursery or all cuddled up in Mother's lap.
Ambition: Sand for the older folks.

MANUEL, King, of England, and late of Portugal. Introduced Parisian life
into Lisbon. Was a very sweet and very wise young man. Overlooked the
fact that a king may rule a nation, but frequently is a poor press
agent. Became incensed at his army and subjects. Moved in haste.
Ambition: Lisbon and a dancing queen. Recreation: Watch bill-boards.
Address: Watch bill-boards. Clubs: Down and Out. Epitaph: A Manuel And
His Kingdom Are Soon Parted.

MARAT, one of the fathers of the French Revolution, who could rule a
city, but not a woman.

MARCEL, Madame, of France. Discovered a good excuse for women to gaze in
mirrors. Also caused heartfailure on a rainy day.

MARCONI, Guglielmo, the man who made the inventors of telegraph poles
and wires look foolish. His inventions have made it possible for New
York stock brokers to continue their business while journeying to Paris.

MARINER, A., traveler, albatross raiser. Gathered fame by making a
voyage with some dead ones. His feat has frequently been duplicated on
liners out of the regular tourist season.

MARK, Saint, of Venice. Guarded the pigeons of his square and the
tourist who dwelt within his canals.

MARTINI, manufacturer of an American before-dinner drink which tastes
too good.

MARY, a youn