aveler. A gay old man who fell in love during his
second young manhood, traveled in a warm country, and sang his way to
fame.

FAWES, Guy, a man who attempted to make an impression in Parliament
without introducing home rule or suffrage bills.

FINN, Huc, a bosom friend of Thomas Sawyer (see Tom).

FITZIMMONS, Robert, an obsolete fighter who wishes he could rub the
black spot from the ring.

FLETCHER, the inventor of chewing.

FLORADORA, an American chorus girl, who was some popular with the men.
She appeared in all large cities with the best looking chorus that ever
wore tights. F. created such a sensation that every living actress of
note is willing to be classified as a former member of her company. Had
a miserable cigar named after her. Ambition: Revival. Grave: New York
City. Epitaph: There Were Not Many Like Flora.

FOGG, P., The man Jules Verne sent around the world in sixty days for a
big sale.

FOOL, A., a spendthrift lover. Fell in love with an unintelligent woman
and one who never could understand. Followed his natural bents, even
as you and I. Wasted several years. Wept profusely. End unknown.
Recreation: Vampires. Epitaph: He Was Not The Only One.

FRANKLIN, Benjamin, one of the few Americans endowed with brains. He
discovered that lightning was composed of electricity, that politics
paid better than printing, and that the French Court was more lively
than the Continental Congress.

FRERES, Pathe, patron of the motion picture fanatics.

FRIEND, A., the scarcest thing on earth. A rare visitor, but he came
around a few times in a lifetime. F. was glad to know of your success,
pitied you in your failures, and shook you by the hand when you were
down and out. Never borrowed money, but he frequently lent it. Was a
wise counsellor. Very popular. His name was frequently given the baby
(see Mischief). Ambition: The other fellow's welfare. Recreation: At
the other fellow's house. Address: The other fellow's house or his own.
Clubs: All.

FRITCHIE, Barbara, a Southern target. Sprang into poetry as the only
woman in the history of mankind who admitted her old age.

FULTON, Robert, inventor. Another brainy American who made a fortune for
the Cunard and White Star lines.

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GABRIEL, A., trumpeter. Entered history at an early date as the agent
for the Garden of Eden. Compelled the Adam family to move. Historians
claim he will again be in Who's Who when St. Peter (see him) makes the
inventory. Am