Histories. Ambition: A railroad from Cairo to Jerusalem. Recreation:
Tennis and camel racing. Also enjoyed tent life. Address: Care of Jewish
Legation.

MOSES, Holy, no relation of the above. He was the fellow who came around
when you hit your finger with the hammer.

MULLER, Maud, one of the few country girls who never went to New York
City.

MUMM,(7) the man who made the most expensive drink on earth. The
products of his cellars are frequently purchased by persons who cannot
afford them. They form one of the principal ingredients of a good time
(see Paris).

(7) Ed. Note: The editor is personally responsible for the above stated
facts.

MUNCHAUSEN, Baron, traveler, explorer. While many of his books,
lectures, and newspaper interviews have been questioned by scientific
men, he is held in high regard due to his failure to claim the discovery
of the north pole.

MUNYON, Doctor, an American herb doctor and optimist. Held the theory
that while there was life there was a chance to sell some of his
medicine.

MURPHY, Charles J. See What's Who of New York City.

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NAPOLEON, a little Frenchman who wore a big hat, a little curl on his
forehead, and whose ambitions were larger than his good luck. Started
life by placing Corsica on the map. Like all great men, he was the
dunce at school. Later he used his masters and prize-winning chums
as first-row soldiers. Entered the army. Never succeeded as a sentry.
Frequently amused himself by taking a couple of soldiers and capturing
a city or an army between meals. The politicians in Paris saw the young
man was not without talents. They gave him a few more soldiers. Then he
went after countries. Captured Egypt, but had trouble with one Nelson of
England. N. became unpopular with his neighbors. They all attacked him.
He attacked them all. That settled it. He ate wars. After the powers
were powerless N. scampered about Europe adding countries to France. He
devoured Germany. Went after Russia, but they made it too hot and too
cold for him. Had more trouble with that man Nelson. Became rich and
divorced. Introduced Roosevelt publicity tactics into France and carried
a third term. Started things. Began quarreling again. At last he was
cooped up in Paris, and flew the white flag. Visited Elba. Revisited
France. Started things again. Took some veterans to Belgium. There he
was met by another Englishman by the name of Wellington who introduced
him to Waterloo. For his kindn