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Y A VERY SMALL PIG. AS Jekyll walked out in his gown and his wig, He happened to tread on a very small pig: "Pig of science," he said, "or else I'm mistaken, For surely thou art an _abridgment of Bacon_." DXLII.--UNKIND. "PRAY, sir," said Lady Wallace to David Hume, "I am often asked what age I am; what answer should I make?" Mr. Hume, immediately guessing her ladyship's meaning, said, "Madam, when you are asked that question again, answer that you are not yet come to the years of _discretion_." DXLIII.--DEAN SWIFT AND KING WILLIAM. THE motto which was inserted under the arms of William, Prince of Orange, on his accession to the English crown, was, _Non rapui sed recepi_ ["I did not _steal_ it, but I _received_ it"]. This being shown to Dean Swift, he said, with a sarcastic smile, "The _receiver_ is as bad as the _thief_." DXLIV.--EPIGRAM. (On ----'s declaring his detestation of all meanness). IF really ---- do but loathe Things base or mean, I must confess I'd very freely take my oath, Self-love's a fault he don't possess. DXLV.--ELOQUENT SILENCE. "YOU have already read that section four times, Mr. ----," said Maule to a prosing counsel. "It's iteration! It's ----, I use no _epithet_, it is iteration;" his look implying _the anathema_. DXLVI.--KEEPING A PROMISE. THUS, with kind words, Fairface cajoled his friend: "Dear Dick! on me thou may'st assured depend; I know thy fortune is but very scant, But never will I see my friend in want." Dick soon in gaol, believed his friend would free him; He kept his word,--in want he ne'er would see him! DXLVII.--NAVAL ORATORY. WHEN Admiral Cornwallis commanded the Canada, a mutiny broke out in the ship, on account of some accidental delay in paying the crew. The men signed _a round robin_, wherein they declared that they would not fire a gun till they were paid. Captain Cornwallis, on receiving this declaration, caused all hands to be called on deck, and thus addressed them: "My lads, the money cannot be paid till we return to port, and as to your not fighting, that is mere nonsense:--I'll clap you alongside the first large ship of the enemy I see, and I know that the Devil himself will not be able to _keep you from it_." The men all returned to their duty, better satisfied than if they had been paid the money ten times over.
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