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fer a Nigger dat's free. Pretty Polly Ann's jes dressed so fine! I'll bet five dollars she hain't got a dime. Pretty Polly Ann's jes a-puttin' on airs, She won't notice me, but nobody cares. I'll drop Polly Ann, a-lookin' lak a crane; I 'spec's I'll marry Miss Lize Jane. MARRIAGE RHYME SECTION SLAVE MARRIAGE CEREMONY SUPPLEMENT Dark an' stormy may come de wedder; I jines dis he-male an' dis she-male togedder. Let none, but Him dat makes de thunder, Put dis he-male an' dis she-male asunder. I darfore 'nounce you bofe de same. Be good, go 'long, an' keep up y[=o]' name. De broomstick's jumped, de worl's not wide. She's now y[=o]' own. Salute y[=o]' bride! MARRIED LIFE RHYME SECTION THE NEWLY WEDS First Mont': "Set down in my cabin, Honey!" Nex' Mont': "Stan' up, my Pie." Third Mont': "You go to wuk, you Wench! You well to wuk as I!" WHEN I GO TO MARRY W'en I goes to marry, I wants a gal wid money. I wants a pretty black-eyed gal To kiss an' call me "Honey." Well, w'en I goes to marry, I don't wanter git no riches. I wants a man 'bout four foot high, So's I can w'ar de britches. BOUGHT ME A WIFE Bought me a wife an' de wife please me, I feeds my wife un'er yon'er tree. My wife go: "Row-row!" My guinea go: "Potrack! Potrack!" My chicken go: "Gymsack! Gymsack!" My duck go: "Quack-quack! Quack-quack!" My dog go: "Bow-bow!" My hoss go: "Whee-whee! Whee-whee!" My cat go: "Fiddle-toe! Fiddle-toe!" WHEN I WAS A "ROUSTABOUT" W'en I wus a "Roustabout," wild an' young, I co'ted my gal wid a mighty slick tongue. I t[=o]l' her some oncommon lies dere an' den. I t[=o]l' her dat we'd marry, but I didn' say w'en. So on a Mond'y mornin' I tuck her fer my wife. Of co'se I wus 'spectin' an agreeable life. But on a Chuesd'y mornin' she chuned up her pipe, An' she 'bused me more 'an I'd been 'bused all my life. On a Wednesd'y evenin', as I come 'long home, I says to myse'f dat she wus all my own; An' on a Thursd'y night I went out to de woods, An' I cut me two big fine tough leatherwoods. So on a Frid'y mornin' w'en she roll me 'er eyes, I retched fer my leatherwoods to give 'er a s'prise, Dem long keen leatherwoods wuked mighty well, An' 'er tongu
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