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' 'bout. FOUR RUNAWAY NEGROES--WHENCE THEY CAME Once f[=o]' runaway Niggers, Dey met in de road. An' dey ax one nudder: Whar dey come from. Den one up an' say: "I'se jes come down from Chapel Hill Whar de Niggers hain't wuked an' never will." Den anudder up an' say: "I'se jes come here from Guinea Gall Whar dey eats de cow up, skin an' all." Den de nex' Nigger say Whar he done come from: "Dey wuked you night an' day as dey could; Dey never had stopped an' dey never would." De las' Nigger say Whar he come from: "De Niggers all went out to de Ball; De thick, de thin, de short, de tall." But dey'd all please set up, Jes lak ole Br'er Rabbit W'en he look fer a dog. An' keep it in mind, Whilst dey boasts 'bout deir gals An' dem t'other things: "Dat none deir gals wus lak Sallie Jane, Fer dat gal wus sweeter dan sugar cane." WISE SAYING SECTION LEARN TO COUNT Naught's a naught, Five's a figger. All fer de white man, None fer de Nigger. Ten's a ten, But it's mighty funny; When you cain't count good, You hain't got no money. THE WAR IS ON De boll-weevil's in de cotton, De cut-worm's in de corn, De Devil's in de white man; An' de wah's a-gwine on. Poor Nigger hain't got no home! Poor Nigger hain't got no home! HOW TO PLANT AND CULTIVATE SEEDS Plant: One fer de blackbird Two fer de crow, Three fer de jaybird An' f[=o]' fer to grow. Den: When you goes to wuk, Don't never stand still; When you pull de grass, Pull it out'n de hill. A MAN OF WORDS A man o' words an' not o' deeds, Is lak a gyarden full o' weeds. De weeds 'gin to grow Lak a gyarden full o' snow. De snow 'gin to fly Lak a eagle in de sky. De sky 'gin to roar Lak a hammer on y[=o]' door. De door 'gin to crack Lak a hick'ry on y[=o]' back. Y[=o]' back 'gin to smart Lak a knife in y[=o]' heart. Y[=o]' heart 'gin to fail Lak a boat widout a sail. De boat 'gin to sink Lak a bottle full o' ink. Dat ink, it won't write Neider black nor white. Dat man o' words an' not o' deeds, Is lak a gyarden full o' weeds. INDEPENDENT I'se jes as innerpenunt as a p
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