y awake."
"You have been talking of Joe Wurzel again."
"O, to be sure. What about him?"
"Then you mentioned Mr. Outofwork and Mr. Lazyman and Mr. Devilmecare,
and another whose name I did not catch."
"Ah," I asked, "did they go for soldiers?"
"At present, no, except Harry, for whom I was heartily sorry, he seemed
such a nice disappointed lad. But pray who is this Sergeant Goodtale?"
"He is on recruiting service, a very fine, persuasive fellow."
"But he didn't seem to press these people or use any arts to entice them:
I like him for that. He rather seemed to me to discourage them from
enlisting. He might have been sure poor Harry meant it, because, as I
take it, he was half-starved, and yet he desired him to wait till the
morning."
"I think," said I, "his conduct was artful if you examine it with
reference to its effect on the others; but he is an extraordinary man,
this Sergeant Goodtale--was never known to persuade any one to enlist, I
believe."
"But he seemed to get along very well."
"Very; I thought he got along very comfortably."
"Then there was one Lucy Prettyface!"
"Ah, I don't remember her," cried I, alarmed lest I might have said
anything in my dream for which I was not responsible.
"Why she was the girl who sewed the colours on and somebody called 'my
dear.'"
"I assure you," I said, "it was not I: it must have been the Sergeant;
but I have no recollection--O yes, to be sure, she was the waitress."
"You remember her now?"
"Well," said I, determined not to yield if I could possibly help it, "I
can't say that I do. I know there was a person who sewed colours on and
whom the Sergeant called 'my dear,' but further than that I should not
like to pledge myself. Yes--yes--to be sure," and here I went on
talking, as it were, to myself, for I find it is much better to talk to
yourself if you find it difficult to carry on a conversation with other
persons.
"She was pretty, wasn't she?" said my wife with an arch look.
I gave her a look just as arch, as I replied,
"Really I hardly looked at her; but I should say _not_." I make a point
of never saying any one is pretty.
"Joe thought her so."
"Did he? Well she may have been, but I never went in for Beauty myself."
"You shocking man," said my wife, "do you perceive what you are saying?"
"Why, of course; but you take me up so sharply: if you had not cut me off
in the flower of my speech you would have been gratified at
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