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e Hatter replied. "You see, it wouldn't be any use; nobody would understand it. People like the old familiar things, you know." "Still, we might happen on one," said Alice. "Let's walk along." IV. Suddenly a door opened, and a great quantity of rubbish was swept briskly into the street. "That's the New Broom," said the Hatter. "There's been another election. Evidently the Democrats won, as there goes the Donkey, waving his ears and hee-hawing." "Oh, is that a fruit store?" asked Alice. "No; the Republican headquarters," replied the Hatter. "That huge cornucopia you see is a symbol of Prosperity. Prosperity in Cartoonland is always represented by a horn of plenty with a pineapple in the muzzle. You've heard the expression, 'The pineapple of prosperity.'" "No," said Alice, "but I've heard about the 'pineapple of politeness.'" "That," said the Hatter, "is something else again." V. Presently they came to a collection of factories, the tall chimneys of which poured out smoke in great volume. "Those are the Smoking Stacks of Industry," said the Hatter. "What do they manufacture here?" asked Alice. "Cartoonatums," said the Hatter. "A cartoonatum," he explained, "is a combination of wheels, rods, cogs, hoppers, cranks, etc., which sometimes looks like a sausage grinder and sometimes like a try-your-weight machine. It couldn't possibly go, any more than the locomotives in Cartoonland." "Why don't the Cartoonlanders have machines that _can_ go?" inquired Alice. "That," replied the Hatter, "would require a little study and observation." VI. As Alice and the Hatter walked along they passed many curious things, such as Wolves in Sheep's Clothing, the skin of a Tiger nailed to a barn door, St. George and the Dragon, Father Knickerbocker, barrels of political mud, a huge serpent labeled "Anarchy," a drug store window full of bottles of Political Dope and boxes of Political Pills, an orchard of Political Plum Trees, and other objects which the Hatter said were as old as the hills. "I'm afraid there's nothing to hold us here," he declared. Alice's attention was suddenly attracted by a little girl in a thin and ragged dress who, with an empty basket on her arm, was gazing wistfully at the goodies in a bakeshop window. "She represents Poverty," said the Hatter. "When she isn't staring at a bakeshop she's looking at a proclamation by the ice trust, or something like that." Alice spoke
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