er you are on foot or a horseback. Of course some of
the Knights in attendance were from the backwoods, and while they were
well up in all the secret workings of the order, they were awful "new" in
regard to city ways.

There was one Sir Knight from the Wisconsin pineries, who had never been
to a large town before, and his freshness was the subject of remark. He
was a large-hearted gentleman, and a friend that any person might be proud
to have. But he _was_ fresh. He went to the Palmer House Tuesday night,
after the big ball, tired nearly to death, and registered his name and
called for a bed.

The clerk told him that he might have to sleep on a red lounge, in a room
with two other parties, but that was the best that could be done. He said
that was all right, he "had tried to sleep on one of them cots down to
camp, but it nearly broke his back," and he would be mighty glad to strike
a lounge. The clerk called a bell boy and said, "Show the gentleman to
253."

The boy took the Knight's keister and went to the elevator, the door
opened and the Knight went in and began to pull off his coat, when he
looked around and saw a woman on the plush upholstered seat of the
elevator, leaning against the wall with her head on her hand. She was
dressed in ball costume, with one of those white Oxford tie dresses cut
low in the instep, which looked, in the mussed and bedraggled condition in
which she had escaped from the exposition ball, very much to the Knight
like a Knight shirt. The astonished pinery man stopped pulling off his
coat and turned pale. He looked at the woman, then at the
elevator boy, whom he supposed was the bridegroom, and said:

"By gaul, they told me I would have to sleep with a couple of other folks,
but I had no idea that I should strike a wedding party in a cussed little
bridal chamber not bigger than a hen coop. But there ain't nothing mean
about me, only I swow it's pretty cramped quarters, ain't it, miss?" and
he sat down on one end of the seat and put the toe of one boot against the
calf of his leg, took hold of the heel with the other hand and began to
pull it off.

"Sir!" says the lady, as she opened her eyes and began to take in the
situation, and she jumped up and glared at the Knight as though she would
eat him.

He stopped pulling on the boot heel, looked up at the woman, as she threw
a loose shawl over her low neck shoulders, and said:

"Now don't take on. The book-keeper told me I could sleep