entirely surrounded by booze.
* * * * *
=MEDIUM= A party with one ear in the grave but both hands on your
wallet. "Hello, Central! Give me Heaven!"
* * * * *
=MELODEON= An alleged musical instrument, popular at home, but
unpopular next door. From Eng. _melody_, and Latin, _un_,
without. Warranted without melody.
* * * * *
=MENAGERIE= From Fr. _melange_, mixture, and Ger. _riechen_, to
smell. A mixture of smells.
* * * * *
=MESSENGER BOY= From Eng. _miss_, to fail, and Lat. _engeo_, to
arrive. One who fails to arrive.
* * * * *
=METER= The gas man's trysting place. "Meet her in the cellar!"
* * * * *
=MIND= No matter. =MATTER= Never mind.
* * * * *
=MINE= A hole in the ground owned by a liar.
* * * * *
=MINSTREL= A footlight foul that makes its nightly lay in every
city.
* * * * *
=MIRACLE= A woman who won't talk.
* * * * *
=MIST= Generally, a small, light rain. =SCOTCH MIST= A cloudburst.
* * * * *
=MITTEN= Something a tender-hearted girl gives a young man when
she knows she is going to make it chilly for him.
* * * * *
=MONEY= Society's vindication of vulgarity.
* * * * *
=MONOPOLY= A modern device for impoverishing others. From Grk.
_monux_, swift-footed, and _polloi_, the people. A swift kick
for the people.
* * * * *
=MOON= The only lighting monopoly that never made money.
* * * * *
=MORTGAGE= From Fr. _mort_, death, and Eng. _gag_, to choke. A
lawyer's invention for choking property to death.
* * * * *
=MOSQUITO= A small insect designed by God to make us think better
of flies.
* * * * *
=MOTH= An unfortunate acquaintance who is always in the hole. And
the only ones who try to get him out are his enemies.
* * * * *
=MOUSE=
[Illustration]
The frequent cause of a rise
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