in cotton.

All gone to 6's and 7's--Ladies' Footwear in Chicago.

N

Time and tide wait for no man--But time always stands still for a
woman of thirty.

=NATURE= The author of "The Seasons," an interesting work over
which Spring pours, Summer smiles, and Autumn turns the
leaves while Winter catches the drift of it all.

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=NECK= A close connection between chin and chest, used for the
display of linen, silk, furs, jewelry and skin, fitted with
gullet, windpipe, hunger and thirst, and devoted to the rubber
industry.

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=NEGRO= One who votes your way. =NIGGER= One who doesn't.

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=NEIGHBOR= One who knows more about your affairs than yourself.

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=NERVE=

[Illustration]

Breaking the hair-brush on the disobedient scion, then making him
pay for a new one. See revised version, "Spare the rod and
spoil the hair-brush!"

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"=NEXT=" The barberous password to the heaven of the shaved and
the unshaved.

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=NIP= Something bracing from without or within When felt in the
air, it's a frost. When found in a glass, a life saver.

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=NOBILITY= A gang of foreign brigands having abducent designs on
the American Damsel and the American Dollar.

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=NON-CONDUCTOR= The motorman.

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=NOSE= A prominent member of the face family, usually a Greek or
Roman, who owns the shortest bridge in the world. He is often
stuck up in company, but frequently blows himself when he has
his grippe. Principal occupations, sniffling, snivelling,
sneezing, snorting and scenting, intruding in the neighbors'
affairs, stuffing himself without permission and bleeding for
others.

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=NOTE= (=PROMISSORY=) "The substance of things long hoped for, the
evidence of things not seen."

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=NOVEL= A fabric that is often (k)nit in print, though the yarn be
well spun.

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=NURSE=

[Illustration]

One who keeps