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=LOBSTER-NEWBURG= A dish ordered at hotels by those who usually
get beans at home.
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=LOVE= A man's insane desire to become a woman's meal-ticket.
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=LOVER= An ardent admirer who says, "Yes, dearest, I will shovel
the snow of the lake so that we can go skating!" and, after
marriage remarks, "What! Shovel the snow off the walk for you?
Well, I should say not! I'm no chore boy."
Hell is paved with good intentions--also asbestos.
M
A fool and his wife are soon parted.
See Alimony.
=MAGAZINE= A receptacle for explosives, literary or mechanical.
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=MAGNATE= One who can float capital in a considerable body of
water. From Lat. _magnus_, great, and _nator_, to swim; a
great swimmer.
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=MAIDEN LADY= A term applied to an old maid by those who wish to
avoid hurting her feelings.
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=MALT= A humble grain which often gets into a ferment, cools off
and becomes Stout in its old age.
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=MAN= Something that "Goes first on four feet, then two feet, then
three, but the more feet it goes on the weaker it be!"
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=MAN-ABOUT-TOWN= One who is on speaking terms with the head
waiter.
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=MANICURE= The only woman who can beat a carpenter at soaking
nails.
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=MANNERS= A difficult symphony in the key of B natural.
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=MARK= In Germany, twenty-three cents. In the United States, only
Twain.
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=MASCULINE= From Grk. _maskos_, girl, and _eukolos_, easy. Easy
for the girls.
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=MASSAGE= A touch, with intent to rub it in.
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=MATRIMONY= A game for women, in which the unmarried half are
trying to find a husband and the married half trying not to be
found out by one. Both halves are eminently successful.
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=MEAL= According to the Liquor Law, a minute bunch of crumbs
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