n. By ones and
twos these also departed, disappearing into the obscurity of the night,
until there was none left, and the Beano was an event of the past.

Chapter 45

The Great Oration

The outlook for the approaching winter was--as usual--gloomy in the
extreme. One of the leading daily newspapers published an article
prophesying a period of severe industrial depression. 'As the
warehouses were glutted with the things produced by the working
classes, there was no need for them to do any more work--at present;
and so they would now have to go and starve until such time as their
masters had sold or consumed the things already produced.' Of course,
the writer of the article did not put it exactly like that, but that
was what it amounted to. This article was quoted by nearly all the
other papers, both Liberal and Conservative. The Tory papers--ignoring
the fact that all the Protectionist countries were in exactly the same
condition, published yards of misleading articles about Tariff Reform.
The Liberal papers said Tariff Reform was no remedy. Look at America
and Germany--worse than here! Still, the situation was undoubtedly
very serious--continued the Liberal papers--and Something would have to
be done. They did not say exactly what, because, of course, they did
not know; but Something would have to be done--tomorrow. They talked
vaguely about Re-afforestation, and Reclaiming of Foreshores, and Sea
walls: but of course there was the question of Cost! that was a
difficulty. But all the same Something would have to be done. Some
Experiments must be tried! Great caution was necessary in dealing with
such difficult problems! We must go slow, and if in the meantime a few
thousand children die of starvation, or become 'rickety' or consumptive
through lack of proper nutrition it is, of course, very regrettable,
but after all they are only working-class children, so it doesn't
matter a great deal.

Most of the writers of these Liberal and Tory papers seemed to think
that all that was necessary was to find 'Work' for the 'working' class!
That was their conception of a civilized nation in the twentieth
century! For the majority of the people to work like brutes in order
to obtain a 'living wage' for themselves and to create luxuries for a
small minority of persons who are too lazy to work at all! And
although this was all they thought was necessary, they did not know
what to do in order to bring even that m