likely the guy,
And--MY--but they were thin.

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HEARD IN THE CAFE.
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"So you were down at El Paso the same time we were? Bum town, wasn't
it?"

"Let's see,--I knew a lad out in Kansas City and his name was--"

"No, I haven't been up in Alaska since 1908, but there's a guy in our
comp'ny who--"

"By the way, where did you say you came from in New Hampshire?"

"Sure enough. We hung around there at Tampa until--"

"Yes, I got a paper from my home town in Nevada that said--"

And, in spite of talk like that, there are some people back home that
think their own communities' men are doing all the fighting.

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CAN YOU BLAME HER?
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Teacher in French School: "Marie, what is the national anthem of La
Patrie?"

Little Marie: "La Marseillaise."

Teacher: "Good! Now, the national air of England?"

Little Marie: "God Save the King."

Teacher: "Very good, mon enfant! Now, the national air of the United
States?"

Little Marie: "Certainement! It is 'Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here!'"

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GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.
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"Well, Bill, how are you getting along with your French?"

"Fine! I know the words for wood, straw, beefsteak and suds; what more
do I want to get by with?"

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SUCH IS FAME!
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"Jake, who's this Lord Reading that's the new British Ambassador to the
States?"

"Reading? Say, ain't he the guy that run a railroad somewhere in
Pennsylvania?"

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