appreciates each
according to its expensiveness.

A HUSBAND can always find fault with his wife, but, then, even
archangels could pick flaws in one another if they had to drink coffee
at the same table every morning.

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MATRIMONY is, like the weather, mighty uncertain, and the happiest
people are those who are neither looking for storms nor banking on
sunshine, but are just willing to go along sensibly and take what comes.

IT MAY mean nothing, but it's very mortifying to a woman when she takes
her husband's dog for a walk and he tries to go into every corner
saloon.

IT'S easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady
side dark.

FUNNY how a married man who is trying to flirt with you always begins by
telling you what a trying disposition his wife has.

IT'S harder to get around a husband without flattery than to get around
Cape Horn without a compass.

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A MAN marries a girl for what she is, and then invariably tries to make
her over into something else which he thinks she ought to be.

WHEN an ordinary man does not smoke, drink, nor swear, be careful to
find out what worse folly it is that he is addicted to.

A MAN gets his sentiment for a woman so mixed up with the brand of
perfume she uses that half the time he doesn't know which is which.

HUSBANDS are like the pictures in the anti-fat advertisements--so
different before and after taking.

THERE are moments when the meanest of women may feel a sisterly sympathy
for her husband's first wife.

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A WOMAN may have a great deal of difficulty getting married the first
time, but after that it's easy, because where one man leads the others
will follow like a flock of sheep.

THERE are so many ways of punishing a refractory wife that the husband
who cannot find one is either a timid, mawkish creature or--a gentleman.

WHEN a lawyer is slow about getting a pretty woman her divorce it is
because he wants a chance to make love to her before she is in a
position to start a breach of promise suit.

SOME men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them is
a grudge.

BLUE BEARD isn't the only bridegroom who ever went to the altar with a
closet full of dead loves on his conscience.

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IT isn't what a man can see through the holes in a peek-a-boo waist that
makes the garment attractive, but what he tries to see and can't.

A MAN who would turn up his nose at an ov