rst guess is apt to be as good as your last.

A MAN'S idea of success is to be able to run his business by touching
the electric button at the side of his desk.

MAN is a mysterious chemical combination; add matrimony and you never
can tell what he will turn into.

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THERE is nothing which falls with such a dull sickening thud on a man's
vanity as his wife's dead silence after he has made one of his
characteristically brilliant remarks.

IT IS always a shock to a girl when her fiance's sister takes her into
his den and she sees her photograph standing on the mantelpiece between
an actress in green tights and a cigarette ad.

A GIRL who has a brother has a great advantage over one who hasn't; she
gets a working knowledge of men without having to go through the
matrimonial inquisition in order to acquire it.

A MAN always pats himself on the back when he has composed a letter that
breathes devotion, but would not be negotiable in a breach of promise
suit.

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THERE is nothing so easy for a man as forgetting; he scarcely takes time
to throw a shovelful of dirt on the grave of a dead love before he is
off pursuing a new one.

TO a man love is only a side dish; to a woman it's the whole feast.

THERE are few men constituted strong enough romantically to stand a
daily diet of kisses, without getting sentimental nausea.

GENIUS, like anything else, needs distance to lend it enchantment; and
the longer you are married to one, the more distance you are likely to
give him.

BEFORE marrying a man, ask yourself if you could love him if he lost his
front hair, went without a collar, smoked an old pipe, and wore a
ready-made suit; all of these things are likely to happen.

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IT'S a funny thing about being in love, that the minute a man begins to
get serious he begins to get foolish.

A HUSBAND always expects his wife to look up to him, even if she has to
get down on her knees to do it.

COURTING is like cooking; you've got to be born with the knack; brains
don't take the prizes and theory doesn't count.

THE greatest proof that marriage is not a failure is that widows and
widowers are always anxious to try it again.

THE only way to be happy with a husband is to believe everything he
tells you--even when you know it isn't so.

IN love, a man's interest in the game is always deeper than his interest
in the girl.

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A MAN may like a girl ever so much u