wear. I pay over the money for your
scrip, and you pocket a premium. It seems to me a very simple
transaction."
"But I tell you I haven't got the scrip!" cried Sawley, gnashing his
teeth, whilst the cold beads of perspiration gathered largely on his
brow.
"That is very unfortunate! Have you lost it?"
"No!--the devil tempted me, and I oversold!"
There was a very long pause, during which I assumed an aspect of
serious and dignified rebuke.
"Is it possible?" said I in a low tone, after the manner of Kean's
offended fathers. "What! you, Mr Sawley--the stoker's friend--the
enemy of gambling--the father of Selina--condescend to so equivocal a
transaction? You amaze me! But I never was the man to press heavily on
a friend"--here Sawley brightened up--"your secret is safe with me,
and it shall be your own fault if it reaches the ears of the Session.
Pay me over the difference at the present market price, and I release
you of your obligation."
"Then I'm in the Gazette, that's all," said Sawley doggedly, "and a
wife and nine beautiful babes upon the parish! I had hoped other
things from you, Mr Dunshunner--I thought you and Selina"----
"Nonsense, man! Nobody goes into the Gazette just now--it will be time
enough when the general crash comes. Out with your checque-book, and
write me an order for four-and-twenty thousand. Confound fractions! in
these days one can afford to be liberal."
"I haven't got it," said Sawley. "You have no idea how bad our trade
has been of late, for nobody seems to think of dying. I have not sold
a gross of coffins this fortnight. But I'll tell what--I'll give you
five thousand down in cash, and ten thousand in shares--further I
can't go."
"Now, Mr Sawley'," said I, "I may be blamed by worldly-minded persons
for what I am going to do; but I am a man of principle, and feel
deeply for the situation of your amiable wife and family. I bear no
malice, though it is quite clear that you intended to make me the
sufferer. Pay me fifteen thousand over the counter, and we cry quits
for ever."
"Won't you take Camlachie Cemetery shares? They are sure to go up."
"No."
"Twelve hundred Cowcaddens' Water, with an issue of new stock next
week?"
"Not if they disseminated the Ganges."
"A thousand Ramshorn Gas--four per cent guaranteed until the act?"
"Not if they promised twenty, and melted down the sun in their
retort!"
"Blawweary Iron? Best spec. going."
"No, I tell you once for all
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