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Title: You Should Worry Says John Henry

Author: George V. Hobart

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YOU SHOULD WORRY SAYS JOHN HENRY

by

GEORGE V. HOBART

Illustrations by Edward Carey

G. W. Dillingham Company
Publishers New York

Copyright, 1914, by
G. W. Dillingham Company
All rights reserved
The author reserves all stage rights, which includes moving pictures.
Any infringement of copyright will be dealt with according to law.

_You Should Worry_
Press of J. J. Little & Ives Co. New York

CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE

I. You Should Worry About a Tango Lesson 5

II. You Should Worry About an Automobile 28

III. You Should Worry About Dieting 45

IV. You Should Worry About Getting a Goat 64

V. You Should Worry About Being in Love 78

VI. You Should Worry About Snap-Shots 97

VII. You Should Worry About the Servants 108

VIII. You Should Worry About Auction Bridge 130

IX. You Should Worry About Getting the Grip 142

X. You Should Worry About a Musical Evening 158

YOU SHOULD WORRY

CHAPTER I

YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT A TANGO LESSON

The idea originated with Bunch Jefferson. You can always count on Bunch
having a few freak ideas in the belfry where he keeps his butterflies.
Bunch and his wife, Alice, live out in Westchester County, about half a