he says to himself that if he
had it to do over again he would leave that little girl at home with her
mother; and he would, till he had six dollars to buy baby flannel and
ten dollars to pay the doctor.
LARGE MOUTHS ARE FASHIONABLE.
The fashion papers, which are authority on the styles, claim that ladies
with large mouths are all the fashion now, and that those whose mouths
are small and rosebud-like are all out of style. It is singular the
freaks that are taken by fashion. Years ago a red-headed girl, with a
mouth like a slice cut out of a muskmelon, would have been laughed at,
and now such a girl is worth going miles to see.
It is easier to color the hair red, and be in fashion, than it is to
enlarge the mouth, though a mouth that has any give to it can be helped
by the constant application of a glove stretcher during the day, and by
holding the cover to a tin blacking box while sleeping. What in the world
the leaders of fashion wanted to declare large mouths the style for, the
heavens only can tell.
Take a pretty face and mortise about a third of it for mouth, and it
seems to us as though it is a great waste of raw material. There is no
use that a large mouth can be put to that a small mouth would not do
better, unless it is used for a pigeon hole to file away old sets of
false teeth. They can't, certainly, be any better for kissing.
You all remember the traveling man who attended the church fair at
Kalamazoo, where one of the sisters would give a kiss for ten cents.
He went up and paid his ten cents, and was about to kiss her when he
noticed that her mouth was one of those large, open face, cylinder
escapement, to be continued mouths. It commenced at the chin and went
about four chains and three links in a northwesterly direction, then
around by her ear, across under the nose and back by the other ear to
the place of beginning, and containing twelve acres, more or less.
The traveling man said he was only a poor orphan, and had a family to
support, and if he never came out alive it would be a great hardship
upon those dependent upon him for support, and he asked her as a special
favor that she take her hand and take a reef in one side of the mouth
so it would be smaller. She consented, and puckered in a handful of what
would have been cheek, had it not been mouth. He looked at her again and
found that the mouth had become a very one-sided affair, and he said he
had just one more favor to ask.
He
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