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Saturdays; because They dined extr'ordinary cheap at five o'clock: When there were met members of the Dram. A. Soc. Those of the sock and buskin, artists, court gazetteers-- Odd fellows all--_odder_ than all their club compeers. Some were sub-editors, others reporters, And more _illuminati_, joke-importers. The club was heterogen'ous By strangers seen as A refuge for destitute _bons mots_-- _Depot_ for leaden jokes and pewter pots; Repertory for gin and _jeux d'esprit_, Literary pound for vagrant rapartee; Second-hand shop for left-off witticisms; Gall'ry for Tomkins and Pitt-icisms;[3] Foundling hospital for every bastard pun; In short, a manufactory for all sorts of fun! * * * * Arouse my muse! such pleasing themes to quit, Hear me while I say "_Donnez-moi du frenzy, s'il vous plait!_"[4] Give me a most tremendous fit Of indignation, a wild volcanic ebullition, Or deep anathema, Fatal as J--d's bah! To hurl excisemen downward to perdition. May genial gin no more delight _their_ throttles-- _Their_ casks grow leaky, bottomless _their_ bottles; May smugglers _run_, and they ne'er make a seizure; May _they_--I'll curse them further at my leisure. But for our club, "Ay, there's the rub." "We mourn it dead in its father's halls:"[5]-- The sporting prints are cut down from the walls; No stuffing there, Not even in a chair; The spirits are all _ex_(or)_cised_, The coffee-cups capsized, The coffee _fine_-d, the snuff all taken, The mild Havannahs are by lights forsaken: The utter ruin of the club's achieven-- Our very chess-boards are ex-_chequered_ even. "Where is our club?" X--sighs,[6] and with a stare Like to another echo, answers "Where?" [1] "Ye jocal nine," a happy modification of "Ye vocal nine." The nine here so classically invocated are manifestly nine of the members of the late club, consisting of, 1. Mr. D--s J--d. 2. The subject of the engraving, treasurer and store-keeper. 3. Mr. G--e S--h, sub-ed. J---- B----. 4. Mr. B--d, Mem. Dram. Author's Society. 5. C--s S--y, ditto. 6. Mr. C--e. 7. Mr. C--s, T--s, late of the firm of T--s and P--t. 8. Mr. J--e A--n, Mem. Soc. British Artists. 9, and lastly, "though not least," the author of "You loved me not in happier
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