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So draw a veil across the dale Where stood that ghastly gate. No need to tell. You know full well What was their touching fate, And how with leaves each little dead breast Was covered by a Robin Redbreast! But when they found them on the ground, Although their life had ceased, Quite near to Paul there lay a small White paper, neatly creased. "_Because of lack of any merit, B. Hyde_," it ran, "_we disinherit_!" _The Moral_: If you deeply long To punish one who's done you wrong, Though in your lifetime fail you may, Where there's a will, there is a way! _How Fair Cinderella Disposed of Her Shoe_ The vainest girls in forty states Were Gwendolyn and Gladys Gates; They warbled, slightly off the air, Romantic German songs, And each of them upon her hair Employed the curling tongs, And each with ardor most intense Her buxom figure laced, Until her wilful want of sense Procured a woeful waist: For bound to marry titled mates Were Gwendolyn and Gladys Gates. [Illustration] Yet, truth to tell, the swains were few Of Gwendolyn (and Gladys, too). So morning, afternoon, and night Upon their sister they Were wont to vent their selfish spite, And in the rudest way: For though her name was Leonore, That's neither there nor here, They called her Cinderella, for The kitchen was her sphere, Save when the hair she had to do Of Gwendolyn (and Gladys, too). [Illustration] Each night to dances and to _fetes_ Went Gwendolyn and Gladys Gates, And Cinderella watched them go In silks and satins clad: A prince invited them, and so They put on all they had! But one fine night, as all alone She watched the flames leap higher, A small and stooping fairy crone Stept nimbly from the fire. Said she: "The pride upon me grates Of Gwendolyn and Gladys Gates." "I'll now," she added, with a frown, "Call Gwendolyn and Gladys down!" And, ere your fingers you could snap, There stood before the door No paltry hired horse and trap, Oh, no!--a coach and four! And Cinderella, fitted out Regardless of expense, Made both her sisters look about Like thirty-seven cents! The prince, with one look at her gown, Turned Gwendolyn and Gladys down! [Illustration] Wall-flowers, when thus compared with her, Both Gwendolyn and Gladys were.
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