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in the study, touched the advocate on the arm and said: 'Sir--please read some in a _great_ book also, for this is certainly a big case which I have brought to you.' Everybody knows the story of the fortune hunter who commanded his servant to duplicate in the affirmative, when he should be in conversation, all his assertions. 'I have a fine farm,' said he. 'Faith, ye mane ye have two on thim,' interpolated his Irishman; and so it went on, until the master admitted that he had a cork leg. '_Two_ false ligs, _an' ye know it_,' cried out the man. This is somewhat varied and enlarged from the old story as given in the _Facetiae_ of Bebel, in which the nobleman, remarking to his lady-love that he was 'a little out of sorts,'--'_dixit ille, se pallidulum parumque infirmum_,' was interrupted by his servant with: 'And no wonder, since you suffer with such a terrible and incurable quotidian disease!'[5] If all stories and jests are to be traced to a few originals, perhaps the many eccentric tales of Jack on horseback may be found in a very old anecdote of a certain _Venetus insuetus ac nescius equitare_--a Venetian unaccustomed to and ignorant of riding, who, when mounted on horseback, having inadvertently spurred the animal, exclaimed, as it reared and plunged: 'Lord! the waves of the sea are nothing to those on land,'--thinking that the leaping of his steed was caused by a sudden storm! The anecdotes of absent-mindedness may find a prototype in a very old monk-Latin anecdote of a certain doctor who went riding '_cum Palatino Rheni_,' with the Prince Palatine, and who, on being told that he had no breeches on, replied: '_Credebam, o princeps, mihi famulum ea induisse._' 'I thought, oh prince, that my valet had put them on!' Domine Sampson and the magistrate who appeared un-breeched before General Washington, are both anticipated in these absent small-clothes. Many of the capital extravagances contained in 'Baron Munchausen' are borrowed literally from the old Latin jest-books. The incident of the wild pig which led about by its tail a blind wild boar, so that when the former was slain the latter was taken home by simply giving it the tail to hold, is of very respectable antiquity--as is also the story of the horse cut in two--attributed by Bebel to a locksmith. The locksmiths, he tells us in the parenthesis, are the boldest of Major Longbows. There are many jests current in all languages, quizzing the
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