on a previous occasion on quoting a
piece of a song, {61b} that when a man dies he is cast into the earth and
there's an end of him.'

'I did, did I? Lor' what a memory you have, brother. But you are not
sure that I hold that opinion now.'

'Certainly not, Jasper. Indeed, after such a sermon as we have been
hearing, I should be very shocked if you held such an opinion.'

'However, brother, don't be sure I do not, however shocking such an
opinion may be to you.'

'What an incomprehensible people you are, Jasper.'

'We are rather so, brother; indeed, we have posed wiser heads than yours
before now.'

'You seem to care for so little, and yet you rove about a distinct race.'

'I say, brother!'

'Yes, Jasper.'

'What do you think of our women?'

'They have certainly very singular names, Jasper.'

'Names! Lavengro! However, brother, if you had been as fond of things
as of names, you would never have been a pal of ours.'

'What do you mean, Jasper?'

'A'n't they rum animals?'

'They have tongues of their own, Jasper.'

'Did you ever feel their teeth and nails, brother?'

'Never, Jasper, save Mrs. Herne's. I have always been very civil to
them, so--'

'They let you alone. I say, brother, some part of the secret is in
them.'

'They seem rather flighty, Jasper.'

'Ay, ay, brother!'

'Rather fond of loose discourse!'

'Rather so, brother.'

'Can you always trust them, Jasper?'

'We never watch them, brother.'

'Can they always trust you?'

'Not quite so well as we can them. However, we get on very well
together, except Mikailia and her husband; but Mikailia is a cripple, and
is married to the beauty of the world, so she may be expected to be
jealous--though he would not part with her for a duchess, no more than I
would part with my rawnie, {62a} nor any other chal with his.'

'Ay, but would not the chi part with the chal for a duke, Jasper?'

'My Pakomovna gave up the duke for me, brother.'

'But she occasionally talks of him, Jasper.'

'Yes, brother, but Pakomovna was born on a common not far from the sign
of the gammon.'

'Gammon of bacon, I suppose.'

'Yes, brother; but gammon likewise means--'

'I know it does, Jasper; it means fun, ridicule, jest; it is an ancient
Norse word, and is found in the Edda.'

'Lor', brother! how learned in lils you are!'

'Many words of Norse are to be found in our vulgar sayings, Jasper; for
example--in that particularly vulgar saying of ours,