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eived Master Bull into her Embraces. She conceived by this monstrous Coition, and brought forth an Offspring, which by his partaking equally of the human and taurine Form, betrayed her horrid Passion. If the _Cretan_ Lady[35] had abstained from the Love of _Thyestes_, (O! how Women disdain Constancy to their Husbands!) the Sun had not stopt in the middle of his Career, and turned about his Face to the East, that he might avoid the bloody Banquet. God be praised! the Cuckolds of our Age are not so bloody in their Revenge. The Daughter of _Nisus_[36], who stole her Papa's Hair, feeds hungry Dogs in those Parts which first set her a longing for _Minos_. _Agamemnon_, after returning safe from so many bloody Campaigns, and from the dangerous Seas which he crossed, fell at last a dreadful Victim to the Whore his Wife[37]. Who hath not wept at the sad Story of _Creusa_? consumed by the Flames of a Sorceress, who afterwards drenched her Hands in the Blood of her own Children[38]. _Phoenix_[39], the Son of _Amyntor_, hath often paid many a Tear for his Amours, though he had not the wretched Fate of _Hippolytus_[40], to be torn in pieces by wild Horses. And thou, O _Phineus_[41]! why dost thou indulge that Jade _Harpalice_ by digging out the Eyes of thy Children? Believe me, Divine Vengeance will hereafter inflict the same Punishment on thyself. All these have been the Effects of Women's raging Desires, which are so much more violent and mad than ours. Come on then, and doubt not the Conquest of any Girl whatever: there is not one in a thousand who will deny you. And even those who will deny you, love to be put to the Question; if you are disappointed therefore, your Repulse will be attended with no Danger. But why should you apprehend any Disappointment, when every new Amour pleases them, and they all hanker after the Lovers and Husbands of other Women? This I am afraid is too natural in all things. The Corn in our Neighbour's Field seems always to flourish beyond our own, and we think our own Cow gives less Milk than his. However, before you attack any Lady, make first sure of her Maid; for she will pave the Way to your Addresses. If the Lady have many Females about her Person, take care to secure her who is most in the Confidence of her Mistress; and who will faithfully betray to you all her private Conversation. When you have found this Confidant out, corrupt her with Promises and Intreaties
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