hand, whilst
with the other she held the candle before his blind eye. Then she said;
"My lord! on your oath, can you not see well?"
"I swear I cannot," said my lord.
Whilst this trick was being played, my lord's substitute stole out of
the chamber without being perceived by him.
"Wait a moment, my lord," said she. "_Now_ cannot you see well? Tell me
the truth!"
"No, by God, my dear," replied the knight. "How should I see? You have
stopped up my right eye, and the other I lost more than ten years ago."
"Then," said she, "I see it was but an idle, foolish dream; but, be that
as it may, God be praised and thanked that you are here."
"Amen," said the knight, and with that he kissed and embraced her many
times, and they rejoiced greatly.
And my lord did not forget to tell her how he had left his retainers
behind, and what speed he had made that he might find her in bed.
"Truly," said my lady, "you are a good husband."
And with that there came women and other servants, who took off the
knight's armour, and undressed him. That being done, he got into bed
with the lady, and enjoyed what the squire had left--who, for his part,
meanwhile went his way, happy and joyful to have escaped.
Thus was the knight deceived, as you have heard; nor was he ever
informed of it that I am aware, though it was known to many people.
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[Illustration: 17.jpg THE LAWYER AND THE BOLTING-MILL.]
STORY THE SEVENTEENTH -- THE LAWYER AND THE BOLTING-MILL.
By Monseigneur Le Duc.
_Of a President of Parliament, who fell in love with his chamber-maid,
and would have forced her whilst she was sifting flour, but by fair
speaking she dissuaded him, and made him shake the sieve whilst she
went unto her mistress, who came and found her husband thus, as you will
afterwards hear._
There lived formerly at Paris a President of the Court of Accounts, who
was a learned clerk, a knight, and a man of ripe age, but right joyous
and pleasant to both men and women.
This worthy lord had married a woman who was both elderly and sickly,
and by her had divers children. And amongst the other damsels, waiting
women, and servant maids in his house, was a serving-wench whom nature
had made most fair, and who did the household work; made the beds,
baked the bread, and did other low offices. The gentleman, who made
love whenever he found a chance, did not conceal from the fair wench his
intentions towards her, and made attempts upo
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