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the Legend of the Round Tower. * * * * * IRISH INTELLIGENCE. AWFUL STATE OF THE COUNTRY! (_From our own Correspondent._) We are at length enabled to inform the Public that we have, at a vast expense, completed our arrangements for the transmission of the earliest news from Ireland. We have just received the _Over-bog Mail_, which contains facts of a most interesting nature. We hasten to lay our sagacious correspondent's remarks before our readers:-- _Bally-ha-ghadera, Tuesday Night_. PUNCH will appreciate my unwillingness to furnish him with intelligence which might in any way disturb the commercial relations between this and the sister island, more particularly at the _present crisis_, when the interests of that prosperous class, the London Baked Potatoe vendors, are so intimately connected, with the preservation of good feeling among the Tipperary growers. However, my duty to PUNCH and the public compel me to speak.--I do feel that we are on the eve of a great popular commotion. Every day's occurrences strengthen my conviction. Bally-ha-ghadera was this morning at sunrise disturbed by noises of the most appalling kind, forming a wild chorus, in which screams and bellowings seemed to vie for supremacy; indeed words cannot adequately describe this terrific disturbance. As I expected, the depraved Whig Journalist, with characteristic mental tortuosity, has asserted that the sounds proceeded from a rookery in the adjoining wood, aided by the braying of the turf-man's donkey. But an enlightened public will see through this paltry subterfuge. Rooks and donkeys! Pooh! There cannot be a doubt but that the noises were the preparatory war-whoops of this ferocious and sanguinary people. We believe the Whig editor to be the only _donkey_ in the case; that he may have been a ravin(g) at the time is also very probable. No later than yesterday the _Cloonakilty Express_ was stopped by a _band of young men_, who savagely ill-treated our courier, a youth of tender age, having attempted to stone him to death. Our courier is ready to swear that at the time of the attack the young men were busily engaged counting a _vast store of ammunition_, consisting of _round white clay balls_ baked to the hardness of bullets, and _evidently_ intended for _shooting with_. I have to call particular attention to the fact that a countryman was this day observed to buy a threepenny loaf, and on leaving
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