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oing to continue to bring us in good things--and it is n't going to cost us any more." "No, indeed, it isn't, Dearie. I'll see to that!" said Honey with firmness. "And I 'll see to it that you _see_ to it. That'll double cinch it," said Skinner. Honey held up a finger; then turned and listened. "That's the postman's whistle. I'll go." A moment later, she burst into the room, her face radiant. "There," she cried, throwing a large, square envelope down in front of Skinner, "you can credit your dress-suit account with that!" [Illustration: "There," she cried, "you can credit your dress-suit account with that!"] It was an invitation to a dance at the J. Smith Crawfords' on the fifteenth--just two weeks off. "I'll put it down in my little book. It is n't exactly tangible, but you can bet your life it may _lead_ to something tangible." "Tangible?" echoed Honey. "It's a social triumph!" In his fine, round hand, Skinner inscribed in the little book the following:-- _Dress-Suit Account_ _Debit_ _Credit_ One social triumph. He passed the record over for Honey's approval. "And, oh, goodie," Honey cried, "we're all prepared for it! Not a penny to spend! Now, don't you dare to think of anything!--is there?" "You're right, Honey, you're right," Skinner almost shouted. He paused abruptly; then, in a hoarse whisper, "Say, Honey, you know how to dance?" Honey stared at him wide-eyed. "Why--ye-es--I waltz." "That's archaic. Do you know the new things, those cubist proposition dances where you glide and side-step and pause and back up and go ahead again and zigzag like an inebriated politician?" "You mean the turkey trot and the tango and the one-step and the fox trot and the hesitation?" Honey rattled off glibly. "Is it necessary to learn them all?" said Skinner. They looked at each other for a few moments without a word. "No use--we've got to do it, Honey." "But that means money. We've only got two weeks, and that means private lessons! And private lessons mean lots of money!" "Honey," said Skinner solemnly, "we've invested in this dress-suit engine of conquest. It's no good unless we use it. We must learn the most effective way to use it or all the first cost will be wasted. Besides, it won't cost much to learn to dance. There are places on Sixth Avenue--" Honey held u
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