willn't get th' clooas weshed."
"It's a drop o' rare gooid teah is this,--aw wonder if shoo's mixed it
hersen, if net shoo should allus buy at that shop. Aw dooant think
ther's a chap onnywhear 'at's a better wife nor aw've getten, an aw
can't help thinkin sometimes at aw dooant treeat her just as aw owt to
do. Aw think it's abaat time aw altered things. Shoo wants me to reform,
an do as aw used to do when we wor wed at furst. Well, aw can hardly
manage that, but aw remember th' time 'at aw used to mak a gooid bit a
fuss on her, an used to spaik moor lovinly like. Awm blessed if aw
dooant try it on agean! If a little thing like that'll suit her, shoo's
worthy on it an shoo shall have it. Aw've had a gooid braikfast, an aw
could ha supt a gallon o' that teah if awd had it.--It's th' weshin day,
an aw used to give her a help sometimes, an aw'll do it agean."
When Sammywell gate daan staars th' place wor full o' steeam an th'
smell o' sooapsuds, but he didn't put on his hat an goa aght, but he
crept up cloise beside her an slippin his arm raand her waiste, he sed,
"Mally, lass, connot aw help thi a bit?"
"What are ta up to nah! Aw know thy tricks ov old! Tha thinks tha can
put thi hand i' mi pocket an tak th' last shillin we have i'th haase!
But awm too old fashioned for thi. Ger aght o' this hoil or aw'll claat
thi ovver thi heead wi this blanket!"
"Nay, lass, aw dooant like to see thee tewin like this an me dooin nowt,
let's help thi a bit."
"It's little aw'll gie for sich help as thine! If tha comes here to
reckon to help me, tha'll want payin for it twice ovver."
"Why, Mally love, if tha'll gie me a kuss aw'll turn th' wringin machine
for thi wol tha's done."
"Sammywell,--aw want thee to luk me straight i'th face an tell me what
tha's had to sup this mornin an whear tha's getten it?"
"Aw've had nowt but that drop o' teah tha browt up stairs."
"Well, aw dooant want to say tha'rt a stooary teller, but aw can think
what aw like."
"Nah, Mally love----"
"Ger aght o' this hoil, gurt softheead! If tha comes near me wi onny o'
thi 'Mally loves,' aw'll throw this bucket o' watter ovver thi! Tha'rt a
fooil thisen an tha thinks awm one, but tha'll find thisen mistaen.
After been called 'Old Towel' an 'Blow Broth' an 'Old Nivversweeat,' to
say nowt abaat names at awd be ashamed to mention--it's rayther too lat
i'th day to try an come ovver me wi thi 'Mally loves.'"
"But awm baan to reform, awm net gooin
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