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a smell." There certainly was; in fact I was all but sitting upon an earth. All this is credible enough. Now I hope you will believe the rest of the story. A dirty sheet of paper lay near Reynard's front doorstep. Idly curious, I picked it up. Strange paper, a form of print that I had never seen before; marked too with dirty pads. It was a newspaper of sorts. Prominent notices adjured the reader to "Write to _John Fox_ about it." The leading article was headed "AN APPEAL." "Foxes of Britain!" it began; "opposed though we have always been to revolutionary politics, a clear line is indicated to us out of the throes of the Re-birth. The old feudal relations between Foxes and Men have had their day. The England that has been the paradise of the wealthy, of the pink-coated, of the doubly second-horsed, must become that of the oppressed, the hunted, the hand-to-mouth liver. In a word, we have had enough of Fox-Hounds; henceforth we will have Hound-Foxes." Then the policy was outlined. Foxes could not hunt hounds--no; but they could lead them a dog's life. They had been in the past too sporting; thought too little of their own safety, too much of the pleasure of the Hunt and of the reputation of its country. Henceforth the League of Hound-Foxes would dispense justice to the oppressors. No more forty-minute bursts over the best line in the country; no more grass and easy fences; no more favourable crossing points at the Whissendine Brook; no more rhapsodies in _The Field_ over "a game and gallant fox." A Hound-Fox would be game, but not gallant. He would carry with him a large-scale specially-marked map, showing where bullfinches were unstormable; where the only gaps harboured on the far side a slimy ditch; where woods were rideless; where wire was unmarked; where railways lured to destruction--over and through each and every point would the Hound-Fox entice the cursing Hunt. As for the Hounds, they feared no obstacles, but they hated mockery. _They_ should be led on to the premises of sausage factories; through villages, to be greeted as brothers-in-the-chase by forty yelping curs; into infant-schools (that old joke), where the delighted babes would throw arms around their necks and call them "Doggie," until both men and hounds would begin to question whether the game were worth the candle. Therefore let every eligible vulpine enroll himself to-day as a Hound-Fox. They must be dog-foxes, rising three o
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