and the bargain was closed. I got him into the house, and gave
him a bath, a clean shirt, and complete instructions how to act.

The gravity with which he entered upon the situation was astonishing. He
didn't seem to taste the slightest flavor of a joke in it all. It was a
simple matter of business; he saw in it only money and Fatherland.

Meanwhile I explained my intentions to Dolly, saying in great glee: "His
deafness is his defence: the old three-decker may bang away at him; he
is IRON-CLAD!" And that suggested the name we have called him by ever
since.

When he was ready for action, I took him in tow, and ran him in to draw
the Popworth's fire--in other words, introduced him to my uncle in the
library. The meeting of my tall, lank relative and the big-nosed little
Jew was a spectacle to cure a hypochondriac! "Mr. Jacob
Menzel--gentleman from Germany--travelling in this country," I yelled in
the old fellow's ear. He of the diminutive legs and stupendous nose
bowed with perfect decorum, and seated himself, stiff and erect, in the
big chair I placed for him. The avuncular countenance lighted up: here
were fresh woods and pastures new to that ancient shepherd. As for
myself, I was wellnigh strangled by a cough which just then seized me,
and obliged to retreat,--for I never was much of an actor, and the
comedy of that first interview was overpowering.

As I passed the dining-room door, Dolly, who was behind it, gave my arm
a fearful pinch, that answered, I supposed, in the place of a scream, as
a safety-valve for her hysterical emotions. "O you cruel man--you
miserable humbug!" says she; and went off into convulsions of laughter.
The door was open, and we could see and hear every thing.

"You are travelling, h'm?" says my uncle. The nose nodded duly. "H'm! I
have travelled, myself," the old gentleman proceeded; "my life has been
one of vicissitudes, h'm! I have journeyed, I have preached, I have
published;--perhaps you have heard of my literary venture"--and over
went the big volume to the little man, who took it, turned the leaves,
and nodded and smiled, according to instructions.

"You are very kind to say so; thank you!" says my uncle, rubbing his
husky hands with satisfaction. "Rejoiced to meet with you, truly! It is
always a gratification to have an intelligent and sympathizing brother
to open one's mind to; it is especially refreshing to me, for, as I may
say without egotism, my life and labors have _not_ been