d priced
according to scale, conformably with the present condition of the social
market, are now offered for their consideration:--
L _s._ _d._
Invitation and admission to a "crush" in the neighbourhood
of Belgrave Square (without introduction to Host or Hostess) 21 0 0
Ditto, ditto, (with introduction) 31 10 0
Ditto, ditto, at Bayswater, or West Kensington 1 11 6
Five o'clock tea, including introduction to Leading Actor,
Royal Academician, Distinguished Literary Man, or other
celebrity 10 10 0
Same privilege enjoyed at select little dinner-party of
eight 26 5 0
Other "Social Privileges" provided according to the special requirements
of the case. Underbred people, with no position, but possessing means,
may be launched under the protection of carefully selected Chaperons,
into the very best Society, on applying personally to the Manageress.
* * *
DINING WITH A DUCHESS.--THE EXCLUSIVE SOCIETY INTRODUCTION SYNDICATE beg
to inform their patrons and clients that their charge for satisfactorily
securing them this eminent and obvious social advantage is, at the
present moment, through the rare opportunity due to financial losses
incurred recently by several distinguished Noble Families, only one
hundred and fifty guineas. This sum does not include any personal
introduction, but the latter may be arranged for with or without three
minutes' conversation over a cup of tea later in the course of the
evening by the payment of the comparatively small additional fee of
fifty guineas extra.
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[Illustration: IMITATION THE SINCEREST FLATTERY.]
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"THE GIFT HORSE."
Niver look a gift horse in the mouth? Moighty foine,
But how if the crayture is not worth its kape?
Faix, it isn't the nag for a stable o' moine.
Oive doubts of its blood and oi don't loike its shape.
What! we ought to accipt it and think it an honour?
We moight do that same did we not know the donor!
Oh, I grant ye it's big, and I grant ye it's bould,
A blood-looking Bucephalus ivery inch;
But its oi if ye look, Sorr, is cruel and could,
And that big aff-hind leg has a fidgety flinch.
Oi'd git out av the wa
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