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nd I think my list of events should prove an attractive one. It runs as follows:-- 1. _Pebble and Tent Competition._--Fathers of families only. To be run if possible at low tide on a wet and windy day. Competitors to leave starting post in ordinary attire, enter tent, emerge in bathing costume, strike tents, sprint over shingle to the sea, swim to a given point, return, pitch tents, dress and run to winning-post. FIRST PRIZE, a ham sandwich, with real sand. 2. _Sock Race._--Under ten. Competitors to start barefooted in rock-pools and race at the sound of a dinner-bell to nurses, have feet dried, put on shoes and stockings and run to row of buns at top of beach. First bun down wins. Points deducted for sand in socks. 3. _Hundred Yards Paddle Dash._--To be run along the edge of surf. Handicap by position. Tallest competitor to have deepest station. Open to all ages and sexes. Feet to be lifted clear of the water at every stride. Properly raced this is a fine frothy event, productive of the greatest enthusiasm, especially if the trousers come unrolled. 4. _Sand Castle Contest._--Open to all families of eight. Twenty minutes time limit. Largest castle wins. Moats must contain real sea-water. 5. _Impromptu Picnic._--Ladies only. Materials must be collected from the village shops, brought down to beach and spread out at winning flag. For the purpose of this competition the sports must take place on a Thursday, when the weekly visit of the greengrocer coincides with one of the bi-weekly visits of the baker from Framford. Eggs and butter must be obtained at the Mill Farm, and you can do the rest at the post-office. 6. _Fifty Yards Hat Race._--Under five. Fathers to be seated in a row on beach. Competitors to remove fathers' hats, run twenty-five yards, fill hats with sand, return and replace hats. In order to prevent any ill-feeling that might arise from the thought that I had practised any of these races in private beforehand I have elected to be the judge. EVOE. * * * * * [Illustration: A SESSION OF COMMON SENSE. ERIN. "I'VE GREAT HOPES OF THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT; BUT OF COURSE IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL CONFERENCE." PEACE. "WELL, TO JUDGE BY MY EXPERIENCE, IT'S NONE THE WORSE FOR THAT."] * * * * * [Illustration: MODERN BUSINESS METHODS. _Patron._ "DIDN'T I GIVE YOU SOMETHING IN HIGH STREET THIS MORNING?" _Artist._ "YES, MUM. I'VE A BRAN
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