found proceeded from the noses of the audience. In
short, Mr. P., both audience and Convention were in a profound slumber.
Considerably mortified, I withdrew in silence. I am determined, however,
that my theses shall not be lost to posterity. I intend to have them
published, and to send you a copy of each.

Profoundly yours,

CHINCAPIN.

* * * * *

Pearing Time.

We learn that "some of the pear trees in Suffolk County are now in
blossom." Surely such a season as this one for pears has never before
been seen. Who knows but the fact may induce SUSAN B. ANTHONY to go
pairing with some Revolutionary bachelor?

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INDEX

A.

About a Clock
Advice to Picnic Parties
Aerated Verbiage
Agricultural Column, Our
Albany Cock Robins
Allurements of the Period
All Aboard for Holland
All Hail
American Cutlery in France
Answers to Correspondents
Arrah, What Does He Mane, at All?
Astronomical Conversations
Associated Press Telegrams
Augean Job, An

B.

Ballad of Capt. Eyre, The
Bachelor's Moving Day, The
Bad "Odor" in the West
Ballad of the Good Litttle Boy aged ten
"Behold how Pleasant a Thing," &c.
Beautiful Snow
Bit of Natural History, A
Bird of Wisdom in Iowa, The
Bingham on Rome
Blocks and Blockheads
Book Notices
Boyhood
Bow-Wow!
Broadbrim to Aborigine
Business
By George

C.

Cause and Effect
Captain Hall, To
Cable News
Caution
Cats, On
Card of Thanks, A
Chat about Railroads, A
Chance for our Organ Grinders, A
Charge of the Ninth Brigade
Chinopathy
China Pattern, A
Chincapin at Long Branch
Chincapin among the Free Lovers
Church Militant
Cincinnatus Sweeny
Condensed Congress
Colonel Fisk's Soliloquy
Cons, by a Wrecker
Comic Zoology
Congressman to his Critics, A
Consistent League, A
Coup d'etat, My
Correspondence Bureau
Contemporary Sentiments
Conversion of the "_Sun_"
Cool, if not Comfortable
Colored Troopa Fought Nobly, The
Criticism of the Period
Critical Intelligence
Crispin _vs_. Coolie
Current Tables
CARTOONS--March 4, 1869--March 4, 1870
Our Efficient Navy Department
The Descent of the great Massachusetts Frog upon the Newspaper Flies
The Great National Game
Financial Belief
The Sick Eagle
The Financial Inquisition
Editorial Washing Day in New