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h the politics of the grown creature. Now WALL, being ordained a poor man and a Chartist, is endowed with a "laughing hyena" countenance. He even loses the vantage ground of our common humanity, and is sunk by his poverty and his politics to the condition of a beast, and of a most unamiable beast into the bargain. However, the vast enfolding iniquity is yet to be displayed and duly shuddered at; for _WALL_, the biped hyena, wears--a fustian coat! As journalists, we trust we have our common share--which is no little--of human vanity. Nevertheless, with the highest private opinion of our own powers, we feel we can add nothing to the picture drawn by the reporter. The fustian coat, with a tongue in every button-hole, discourses on its own inwoven infamy. We recognise with great pleasure a growing custom on the part of political reporters to merge the orators and listeners at public meetings in their several articles of dress. This practice has doubtless originated in a most philosophical consideration of the sympathies between the outer and the inner man, and has its source in the earliest records of human life. The patriarchs rent their garments in token of the misery that lacerated their souls: then rags and tatters were ennobled by sorrow--there was a deep sentiment in sackcloth and ashes. We have, however, improved upon the ignorance of primitive days; and though we still admit the covering of man to be typical of his condition of mind, we wisely keep our respect for super-Saxony, and expend contempt and ridicule on corduroy and fustian. We yet hope to see the day when certain political meetings will be briefly reported as follow:-- "Faded Blue Coat, with tarnished Brass Buttons, took the chair. "Velveteen Jacket moved the first resolution, which was seconded by Check Shirt and Ankle-jacks. "Brown Great Coat, with holes in elbows, moved the second resolution--seconded by Greasy Drab Breeches and Dirty Leather Gaiters. "After thanks to Blue Coat had been moved by Brown Surtout and Crack under both Arms, the Fustian Jackets departed." Would not this be quite sufficient? Knowing the philosophy of appearance in England, might we not by our imagination supply a truer speech to every orator than could be taken down by the most faithful reporter? Q. * * * * * PUNCH'S PENCILLINGS.--No. XVI. [Illustration: THE NEW PARLIAMENTARY MASONS.
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