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t home, and Uncle Peter's temperature came down about ten degrees, while his respiration began to sit up and notice things. During the rest of the day every friend and relative Uncle Peter had in the world rushed in, suggested a couple of prescriptions, and then rushed out again. Aunt Martha tried them all on Uncle Peter. Before the shades of evening fell that day Uncle Peter was turned into a human medicine chest. And to make matters worse, he took some dogberry cordial and it chased the catnip tea all over his interior from Alpha to Omaha. Then Aunt Martha gave him some hoarhound candy to bite the dogberry, so it would leave the catnip alone, but blood will tell, and the hoarhound joined with the dogberry and chased the catnip up Uncle Peter's family tree. But it cured the cold. Now all Uncle Peter had to do was to cure the medicine. CHAPTER VI. JOHN HENRY GETS A SETBACK. Dinner was nearly over that evening at Uncle Peter's villa in Ruraldene when suddenly the doorbell rang violently and two minutes later the servant announced that Mr. and Mrs. Cornelius McGowan were in the parlor. First I decided to faint; then I changed my mind and tried to figure out which would be the most cruelly effective way of killing Bunch Jefferson. Uncle Peter resented the unexpected arrival of these strangers, because he wanted to sit around and have the home folks tell him how sick he was. "I'd like to know what Bunch Jefferson means by sending his relatives over to us on a Sunday evening," my wife's uncle snapped. "Why doesn't he worry old Bill Grey with them, eh? It's bad enough for me to have to sneeze my head off before my own people, but I'll be dod bimmed if I'm going to sit around the parlor and play solos on my bronchial tubes for the edification of strangers--no, sir!" Uncle Peter sniffled off to his apartments, and Peaches said she'd try to entertain the visitors. I concluded to help her some. Skinski arose from the sofa and greeted us with his most elaborate bow. Ma'moselle Dodo didn't Society very much. She sat in the middle of the room and sang soft lullabys to a hold-over. "Mr. Jefferson, my nephew," Skinski was saying, "insisted that we should hit the suburban trail and locate your shack. Here's a note from nephew Bunch for you." Skinski handed me the note with a face as solemn as a monkey-wrench, and I read it: CITY, Sunday P.M. DEAR JOHN--I send herewith t
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