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Title: The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.)

Author: Various

Editor: Marshall P. Wilder

Release Date: September 18, 2006 [EBook #19325]

Language: English

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THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA

In Ten Volumes

VOL. VII

[Illustration: GEORGE ADE]

THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA

EDITED BY MARSHALL P. WILDER

_Volume VII_

Funk & Wagnalls Company
New York and London

Copyright MDCCCCVII, BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
Copyright MDCCCCXI, THE THWING COMPANY

CONTENTS

PAGE
Alphabet of Celebrities Oliver Herford 1243
Assault and Battery Joseph G. Baldwin 1391
Associated Widows, The Katharine M. Roof 1338
Bill Nations Bill Arp 1368
Brakeman at Church, The Robert J. Burdette 1323
Breitmann and the Turners Charles Godfrey Leland 1217
By Bay and Sea John Kendrick Bangs 1367
Camp-Meeting, The Baynard Rust Hall 1265
Critic, The William J. Lampton 1336
Cupid, A Crook Edward W. Townsend 1220
Dubious Future, The Bill Nye 1298
Educational Project, An Roy Farrell Greene 1264
Fable Ralph Waldo Emerson 1358
Goat, The R.K. Munkittrick 1247
Happy Land, The Frank Roe Batchelder 1389
He and She Ironquill 1250
Holly Song Clinton Scollard 1260
How Mr. Terrapin Lost His Beard Anne Virginia