Culbertson 1328
How Mr. Terrapin Lost His Plumage
and Whistle Anne Virginia Culbertson 1360
In Defense of an Offering Sewell Ford 1248
It is Time to Begin to Conclude A.H. Laidlaw 1294
Jack Balcomb's Pleasant Ways Meredith Nicholson 1309
Lost Inventor, The Wallace Irwin 1385
Margins Robert J. Burdette 1297
My Cigarette Charles F. Lummis 1292
Nonsense Verses Gelett Burgess 1244
Notary of Perigueux Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 1251
Nothin' Done Sam S. Stinson 1296
Omar in the Klondyke Howard V. Sutherland 1387
Prayer of Cyrus Brown, The Sam Walter Foss 1398
Rhyme for Christmas, A John Challing 1290
Siege of Djklxprwbz, The Ironquill 1246
Skeleton in the Closet, The Edward Everett Hale 1371
Songs Without Words Robert J. Burdette 1261
Talk John Paul 1307
Triolets C.W.M. 1262
Two Cases of Grip M. Quad 1239
Utah Eugene Field 1305
Wicked Zebra, The Frank Roe Batchelder 1322
Winter Fancy, A R.K. Munkittrick 1308
What She Said About It John Paul 1263
Woman-Hater Reformed, The Roy Farrell Greene 1359
Women and Bargains Nina R. Allen 1352

COMPLETE INDEX AT THE END OF VOLUME X.

BREITMANN AND THE TURNERS

BY CHARLES GODFREY LELAND

Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners
Novemper in de fall,
Und dey gifed a boostin' bender
All in de Toorner Hall.
Dere coomed de whole Gesangverein
Mit der Liederlich Aepfel Chor,
Und dey blowed on de drooms und stroomed on de fifes
Till dey couldn't refife no more.

Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners,
Dey all set oop some shouts,
Dey took'd him into deir Toorner Hall,
Und poots him a course of shprouts,
Dey poots him on de bar