encased in scarlet slip-covers of tooled morocco,
on fireproof shelves, were the priceless booty of the collector.
Here was Charles Lamb's "Essays of Elia," inscribed by the author
to the woman he loved. Here was a copy of "Paradise Lost,"
signed by John Milton. Here was a "Hamlet" given by Shakespeare
to Bacon with the inscription, "Dear Frank, don't you wish you
could have written something like this?" Here was the unpublished
manuscript of a story by Robert Louis Stevenson. Here was a note
written by Doctor Johnson to the landlord of the Cheshire Cheese,
refusing to pay a bill and accusing the tavern-keeper of
profiteering. Here were volumes autographed by Goldsmith, Keats,
Shelley, Poe, Byron, DeFoe, Swift, Dickens, Thackeray, and all
the other great figures of modern literature.

Poor George's agitation became painful. His head buzzed as he
surveyed the faded signatures of all these men who had become the
living figures of his day-dreams. His eye rolled wildly in its
orbit. Just then Mr. Girth was called out of the room, and left
George alone among the treasures.

Just at what instant the mania seized him we shall never know.
There were a pen and an inkpot on the table, and the frenzied
lover of books dipped the quill deep in the dark blue fluid. He
ran eagerly to the shelves. The first volume he saw was a copy of
"Lorna Doone." In it he wrote "Affectionately yours, R. D.
Blackmore." Then came Longfellow's poems. He scrawled "With deep
esteem, Henry W. Longfellow" on the flyleaf. Then three volumes
of Macaulay's "History of England." In the first he jotted "I
have always wanted you to have these admirable books, T. B. M."
In "The Mill on the Floss" he wrote "This comes to you still warm
from the press, George Eliot." The next book happened to be a
copy of Edgar Guest's poems. In this he inscribed "You are the
host I love the best, This is my boast, Yours, Edgar Guest." In a
copy of Browning's Poems he wrote "To my dear and only wife,
Elizabeth, from her devoted Robert." In a pamphlet reprint of the
Gettysburg Speech he penned "This is straight stuff, A. Lincoln."
But perhaps his most triumphant exploit was signing a copy of the
Rubaiyat thus: "This book is given to the Anti-Saloon League of
Naishapur by that thorn in their side, O. Khayyam."

By the time the ambulance reached Mr. Girth's home George was
completely beyond control. He was taken away screaming because he
had not had a chance to autograph a copy o