Slyme assured her that it had
already had three, but, as the lady insisted, Slyme went to the shop
and sought out Misery. Harlow had been stood off, as there was not
another job in just then, but fortunately he happened to be standing in
the street outside the shop, so they called him and then the three of
them went round to the job and swore that the room had had three coats.
The lady protested that it was not so. She had watched the progress of
the work. Besides, it was impossible; they had only been there three
days. The first day they had not put any paint on at all; they had
done the ceiling and stripped the walls; the painting was not started
till the second day. How then could it have had three coats? Misery
explained the mystery: he said that for first coating they had an extra
special very fast-drying paint--paint that dried so quickly that they
were able to give the work two coats in one day. For instance, one man
did the window, the other the door: when these were finished both men
did the skirting; by the time the skirting was finished the door and
window were dry enough to second coat; and then, on the following
day--the finishing coat!

Of course, this extra special quick-drying paint was very expensive,
but the firm did not mind that. They knew that most of their customers
wished to have their work finished as quickly as possible, and their
study was to give satisfaction to the customers. This explanation
satisfied the lady--a poverty-stricken widow making a precarious living
by taking in lodgers--who was the more easily deceived because she
regarded Misery as a very holy man, having seen him preaching in the
street on many occasions.

There was another job at another boarding-house that Owen and Easton
did--two rooms which had to be painted three coats of white paint and
one of enamel, making four coats altogether. That was what the firm
had contracted to do. As the old paint in these rooms was of a rather
dark shade it was absolutely necessary to give the work three coats
before enamelling it. Misery wanted them to let it go with two, but
Owen pointed out that if they did so it would be such a ghastly mess
that it would never pass. After thinking the matter over for a few
minutes, Misery told them to go on with the third coat of paint. Then
he went downstairs and asked to see the lady of the house. He
explained to her that, in consequence of the old paint being so dark,
he found that