iling, in order to indicate that the "he" referred
to was myself.
"Who's Grumpy?" inquired cook, with a look of interest.
"Arrah, now, don't ye know it's old Stuart?"
Susan laughed, and cook observed that the name seemed to her an
extremely disrespectful one.
"It's not bad enough for him, the old pair o' tongs," said Dan, taking
up his whip with a gentlemanly assumption of ease, and flipping the toe
of his boot with it; "av it wasn't for the love that my master Kenneth
bears me, I'd have left 'em long ago. But, you see, the young master is
a first-rater, and couldn't get on without me no how, so I'm willin' to
stop. Besides," continued Dan, with a _very_ small sigh, "I have
private raisons for not carin' to leave just now."
He accompanied the latter remark with a sly glance at Susan, who chanced
quite accidentally to cast a sly glance at Dan, so that their eyes met,
and the result was that Susan blushed and began to rub the silver
tea-pot, which she was cleaning, unmercifully, and Dan laughed.
Whereupon cook looked round hastily and asked what he was laughing at,
to which Dan responded that his own imagination, which happened to be a
brilliant one, had just then suggested a train of comical ideas which
had tickled his risible muscles so that he couldn't help it!
"I don't believe it," said cook, who observed Susan's confusion of face,
and became internally red hot with jealousy, "I b'lieve you was larfin'
at me."
"Och, Miss Bounder!" exclaimed Dan, looking at her with an expression so
awfully reproachful that cook instantly repented and laughed.
"There's bin some strange doin's up at the Villa," said Susan, by way of
changing the subject, while she polished the tea-pot yet more
unmercifully.
"Ah," exclaimed cook, "that's true; what does it all mean, Mr Horsey?"
"That's more nor myself can tell," said Dan; "the facts o' the case is
clear, so far as they come'd under our obsarvation. But as to the
circumstances o' the case, 'specially those of 'em as hasn't yet
transpired, I don't rightly know myself wot opinions I ought to
entertain."
Susan listened to these remarks with profound admiration, chiefly
because she did not understand them; but cook, who was more
matter-of-fact in her nature, and somewhat demonstrative in her
tendencies, advised Dan not to talk gammon, but to explain what he
meant.
"Explain what I mean, coolinary sunbeam!" said Dan; "isn't it explainin'
that I am as plain as the
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