s in it, w'ich shows, so to speak, to what
pint o' the compass your steerin' for--d'ye see?"
"H'm--rather hazy ahead," answered the skipper with a deeply sagacious
look; "a difficult letter to write in my opinion. How d'ye mean to do
it?"
"Don't mean to do it at all. Couldn't do it to save my life; but I'll
get a clerk to do it for me, a smart young clerk too; _you_ know who I
mean."
"Ay, who'll it be? I'll never guess; never guessed a guess in my life."
"You know my darter Tottie?"
"What, blue-eyed Tottie? oh, yer jokin'!"
"Not a bit. That child's a parfec' cooriosity of intelligence. She can
write and read most wonderful for her age."
"But she'll never be able to do the ham--what d'ye call it?" suggested
Haco.
"Of course not; she's too young for that, but the wife'll do that.
You've no notion how powerful hambigoo-ous she is now an' again. We'll
manage it amongst us. Tottie can write like a parson, my wife can read,
though she can't write, an'll see that it's all c'rect, specially the
spellin' an' the makin' of it hambigoo-ous; an' I'll supply the idees,
the notions like, an' superintend, so to speak, an' we'll make little
Billy stand by wi' the blottin'-paper, just to keep him out o'
mischief."
Haco regarded his friend with deepening admiration. The idea of
producing a "hambigoo-ous" letter by such an elaborate family
combination, in which each should supply his co-labourer's deficiency,
was quite new and exceedingly interesting to him. Suddenly his
countenance became grave, as it occurred to him that there was no call
for such a letter at all, seeing that Kenneth Stuart was sure to do his
best to induce his father to take care of the child. On observing this
to his friend, the latter shook his head.
"I'm not quite sure o' Mister Kenneth," said he, "it's likely that he'll
do the right thing by her, but `like father, like son' is an old
proverb. He may be a chip o' the old block."
"That he is not," interrupted Haco warmly. "I know the lad well. He
takes after his poor mother, and I'm sartin sure ye may trust him."
"Well, I _must_ trust him," said Gaff, "but I've had no experience of
him; so I mean to `make assurance doubly sure,' as the prophet says, if
it wasn't the poet--an' that's why I'll write this letter. If it don't
do no good, it won't do no harm."
"I'm not so sure o' that," said Haco, shaking his head as they rose to
depart, "hows'ever, you know best. Now mind, Sus
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