he mineral waters, to
send in their accounts immediately, and to apply on Saturday, the
27th inst., when they will be paid in full, as the RIGHT HONOURABLE
LORD TOM NODDY has no desire to increase the ducal revenues of any
German principality with money that belongs properly to his
creditors.--239, Belgrave Square.

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TOO MODEST BY HALF.

Most of the illuminations in honour of the Emperor's fete at Paris,
displayed the glittering initials, N. E. This was only telling half the
truth. It wanted the addition of R. O. for the French nation clearly to
understand in whose honour the fete was given.

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THE PEACEFUL MOOD.

(_As gone through by a real Member of the Peace Society._)

I shall, and will, fight
Thou shalt, and wilt, fight
He, or she, shall, and will, fight
We shall, and will, fight
You, or ye, shall, and will, fight
They shall, and will, fight.

[_To be repeated as often as the probability of a War springs up._

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PLAIN UPON THE FACE OF IT.--Many persons are led by their vices as there
are many who are led by their noses: but there are a far greater number
who follow both without any leading at all.

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ANOTHER DIETETIC RULE OF CONDUCT.--Never to send a servant out on an
errand after dinner, but _always a little before_. It is extraordinary
how very quick, in the latter case, he (or she) will return.

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PEDESTRIANISM VERY EXTRAORDINARY.

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The _Wolverhampton Chronicle_ contains the following paragraph, highly
important to ladies:--

"THE WOMAN'S WALK.--MRS. DUNN'S pedestrian feat--walking 1,000 miles
in 1,000 hours--at Noah's Ark, Hartshill, continues to attract much
attention, great numbers of people visiting her. She has
accomplished about four-sixths of the task, and is very confident of
success."

It has been said with no less truth than vulgarity, that the walking of
womankind is all WALKER. Too generally, indeed, it resembles a mode of
progression adopted by the insect tribes, except in being performed with
two legs instead of several, or without any at all. All praise to the
exception to this rule presented by MRS. DUNN. We have not the pleasure
of being acquainted with either that lady or MR. DUNN, but sure we are