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WHAT A TIME WE HAD 26

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VIGNETTE 32

THE ANCIENT MARINER

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I SIGN ON AS CABIN BOY 39

I WENT ON WITH MY SANDWICHES 42

FOR YEARS WE SAILED 47

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VIGNETTE 50

THE TRIPLETS

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ENDEAVOURING TO COMFORT THE OLD MAN 55

WE GREW UP IN COMPARATIVE HAPPINESS 58

THE TRIPLETS ACCOMPANY THE ARMY 63

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GOOD AUNT GALLADIA

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I JUST MANAGED TO REACH THE EGGS 71

I ANGLE THE AIR 72

I ERECTED MY POLE ON THE SAND 73

ITS OLD STATELY SELF AGAIN 75

THE DOCTOR

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FAR SOONER HAVE THE MUMPS 83

THE PUFF BAKER 87

TREATED WITH DELICIOUS JALAPS 88

AS SOME PATIENT PREPARED HIS DOSE 89

THE VERY SPARROWS GREW THIN 91

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THE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN

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