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_Excursion Ticket_

_Issued to_ ...............................................

_Tuesday_, ---- ----

_Good for One Trip Only._

Rules and Regulations.

This Ticket is not transferable, reversible, or salable. It must be
signed by the person to whom it is assigned.

The conductor will not punch this ticket. Punch is prohibited on this
railroad.

If you cannot crack these nuts call on the brakeman.

Do not pull the bell rope; this is not a Pullman car.

The Company will not be responsible for cattle killed by the
carelessness of the passengers who throw crackers out of the window.

Doctors are not provided on this train, but if you have the grip it can
be checked by the baggage master.

The porter is the car-pet and he has to have his tax.

_The First Station at Which this Train Stops is:_

That for which our forefathers fought.

INDEPENDENCE.

_The Second is:_

A female habiliment.

GALVESTON.

_The Third is:_

A military defense and a Paris dressmaker.

FORT WORTH.

_The Fourth is:_

An ancient city whose downfall, after a long siege, avenged the
abduction of a woman.

TROY.

_The Fifth is:_

An accident which generally gives one a ducking.

BATH.

_The Sixth is:_

An opera encore.

SING SING.

_The Seventh is:_

A city whose end and aim is "go."

CHICAGO.

_The Eighth is:_

Begins with an exclamation, appeals to maternity, ends with a laugh.

OMAHA.

_The Ninth is:_

A board of city fathers, in connection with a precipice.

COUNCIL BLUFFS.

_The Tenth is:_

Where the seat of affection is easily waded.

HARTFORD.

_The Eleventh is:_

One of the Apostles.

ST. PAUL.

_The Twelfth is:_

A woman's Monday occupation and two thousand pounds.

WASHINGTON.

_The Thirteenth is:_

An infernal region, a girl's name.

HELENA.

_The Fourteenth is:_

What a young man called when his sweetheart Anna was drowning.

SAVANNAH.

_The Fifteenth is:_

An afflicted stream.

CRIPPLE CREEK.

_The Sixteenth is:_

A small geological formation.

ROCK ISLAND.

_The Seventeenth is:_

What most old maids desire to find.

MANITOU.

_The Eighteenth is:_

A pleasing beverage and a period.

WYANDOTTE.

_The Nineteenth is:_

Outward sign of spiritual grace and exclamation.

SACRAMENTO.

_The Twentieth is:_

A young miss and a slang term of coin.

GALLATIN.

_The Twenty-First is:_

The father of Democracy and a large t