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thence breathes England_. * * * * * [Illustration: _Baker._ "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE LITTLE CHAP?" _Mother._ "I GIVE IT UP. I'VE GIVEN HIM A BUN--I DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE 'E WANTS. I CAN'T GET 'IM TO REALISE THERE'S A WAR ON."] * * * * * CO-OPERATIVE ADVERTISEMENTS. In view of the restriction of the paper supply it has been suggested that advertisers should unite in cultivating the available space on a co-operative intensive system. For example, the various proprietors of three popular brands of cigarettes, instead of having a page advertisement each, might combine in one single page, like this:-- THREE OF THE BEST. _You cannot consider yourself a connoisseur of cigarettes unless you are able to distinguish at one and the same time the individually exquisite flavours of_ "THE BRASS HAT" "THE OFFENSIVE." "THE GAS ATTACK." _THERE IS NO OTHER PERFECT BLEND._ These cigarettes are smoked in our patent "Trident" cigarette-holders. Of all Tobacconists. You see? Not only does each manufacturer still obtain the same sale for his cigarettes, but he actually gains a third share in the profits of a new accessory--the triple cigarette-holder. Of course ingenuity of this sort is not required when the advertisers are not in any sense rivals. All that is then necessary is what we may call the _economic common factor of appeal_. For instance:-- ARE YOU ON OUR WAITING LIST? The War Office | The Cricklewood Car. | Crematorium. _As soon as we are through with our urgent contracts we shall be happy to serve you._ Finally, we note that there are innumerable classifications of _complementary trades_ which are, of course, eminently suited to co-operative advertising. We append two samples of what may be done in this direction. I. _If you want to GET an Engagement as Mistress_-- Solicit an interview at the HOUSEWIVES' HOSTEL. _If you want to KEEP an Engagement as Mistress_-- Have the whole of your Servants' Suite CREATED BY THE CLASSY FURNISHING CO. * * * * * II. As Omar Khay
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