reigners, you may be making our spelling easy for
Lithuanians (though I doubt it), but you are making it quite impossible
for the English."
Upon this a cold silence fell, and then, "And who are the English,
madam?" asked Cottsill.
Miss Appleby gave her delightful brief laugh. "I'm sorry you don't know,
sir," said she, "for I didn't come here to begin your education." And
she sat down. There was an impulse in me to call her Gertrude, but I
felt it to be premature.
A general murmuring confusion of consulting and dissenting voices now
arose among the scholars.
"But what did you come here for?" I asked Miss Appleby.
"Not to see unbroken dogs put their muddy paws all over the greatest
language in the world," she retorted.
"Dear me, dear me," I returned, with soothing deprecation, for she was
plainly very much incensed, "then what did you come for?"
"Oh, for reasons," she returned evasively.
Doubts that I could not define began suddenly to fill my mind, and I
said to her, "Didn't you write about Shakespeare?"
"A college joke," she answered contemptuously. "I'm writing a poem now.
I shall call it, 'How we brought the Good Spelling from Ghent to Aix.'"
"Then you don't believe in the Higher Spelling?" I asked.
"No!" she declared, with defiance.
"Does Professor Willows?" I pursued.
"Hadn't you better ask him about that?" she replied.
I think my face must have turned the reddest that anger can paint faces;
for now, at any rate, I had no doubts as to how I had been made game of
in the private car. Yes, they had mocked me. The impudent young man had
manufactured absurd spelling for my serious attention, and he and Miss
Appleby had then made merry together over it, and over myself. But
before I could frame a fitting rebuke to the frivolous though lovely
young woman beside me, a distracting hubbub of voices was set up, and
through this I heard Kibosh calling:--
"On your blackboards, gentlemen, on your blackboards."
[Illustration: Professor Dudelsacker.]
The convention gradually heard him, too, and scholar after scholar
bounded from his chair, seized a piece of chalk, and began to write.
Only one was left, who stood at his place, pouring forth the most
execrable sounds I have ever heard.
"Professor Dudelsacker has the floor," said Kibosh.
"Burrmeowskreeyiyiwurrburrwowwowmeow," went the professor.
"Turn that Central Pennsylvania Dutch quacker out!" shouted some one.
"I've resigned already m
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