ithdraw the objection," said Maverick; and so it was Wensday.
Skwirl, for squirrel, was next agreed upon, and lepard, and eegl. And as
the blood of the scholars grew ever hotter and hotter, Constitooshun,
Deklarayshun, and United Staits were adopted.
"But my Zola B.----" began Maverick.
"What are you-all goin' to call yore next?" asked Willows.
Maverick sighed. "My salary only affords----"
"Beg yore pardon, suh, I forgot," said Willows, with sympathy.
It was here that I rose. "Gentlemen," I said, "let us do it right. Of
course, English spelling is but a rag-bag of lawlessness."
"He has said that before," muttered Jesse Willows.
"But," I continued, "the sun never sets on English spelling."
"I object to these constant, trivial interruptions," stated Cottsill.
"Yes, let us onward," urged the chairman.
"Play ball!" added Totts.
"Chew gum!" finished Cottsill.
"I'm through," Egghorn said, sitting down.
It was beyond my power to guide them. I also sat down. I also was
through.
"Through?" exclaimed Totts. "That reminds me." And running to his
blackboard he wrote:--
THRU
"What's that thing?" asked Willows.
"Hup, hup," began Egghorn.
"Through," replied Totts, raising his voice.
"_What_?" said Willows, raising his voice, too.
"Through, through!" answered the convention in a body.
And Miss Appleby, amid the general din, remarked, "That's the way a pig
would spell if it got the chance."
"Thru, clu, blu, nu, hu," wrote Totts.
"Hu? Hu?" repeated Willows, vacantly; "what's hu?"
"Hup, hup, hup," vainly continued Egghorn, waving his arms.
"Hu's who," explained Cottsill, loudly.
"Who, who!" explained the whole convention to Willows.
"Booh, pooh!" said Willows. And running to the blackboard he added:
"Bu, pu, and stu, also glu."
But Egghorn was now standing on his chair, and screaming, "Hup, hup,
hup," with the most energetic violence.
"Oh, write it!" every one cried out to him.
They lifted Egghorn down from his chair, and he ran eagerly to his
blackboard, upon which he wrote, "This is illiterate, this is
unscholarly."
And again the convention cried out together, "We're not here to be
scholarly, we're not here to be literate."
"Have yore way, gennlemen," said Jesse Willows, "I'll stand for
anything."
"Well, I can't stand this any longer!" exclaimed Miss Appleby; and
rising to her pretty feet, she continued, "Gentlemen, in your charitable
solicitude for fo
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